Update: Baby Seal Whacking Festivities Resume as Scheduled, Let the Fun Begin!
(As reported a few weeks ago on Goofyblog, The Yearly Seal Whacking Celebration had been cancelled due to bad weather, well folks, the weather has lifted, and the whacking has resumed)….
From Animal Planet:
Canada Begins Controversial Seal Hunt
The seal hunt got under way in eastern Canada on Saturday amid a loud outcry from animal rights groups who condemn the commercial hunt as unforgivably cruel.
Canada has authorized the killing of 325,000 seals this year. It believes the species is in no danger, as Greenland’s seal population has almost tripled in 30 years to hit 5.8 million.
(more here)
Woo Hoo! Get in on it now while there’s still plenty of Seal to go around!
katiiis — On 3-31-2006 at 10:29 am
There are 8 billion of us- are we making a judgement call that species can’t exceed us in population? Well as long as we are where are the photographers to get those really achingly cute pictures of baby seals being clubbed to death?
Trey — On 4-1-2006 at 12:51 am
I prefer gassing — the seals make such cute faces when gasping for breath. Even their eyes bug out!
Anonymous — On 4-1-2006 at 3:46 pm
Save the Baby Veal: Avoid Cultural Prejudice
See the poster here: http://www.nunatsiaq.com/news/nunavut/60317_14.html
GOOFYBLOG » Blog Archive » News: Private Citizen Offers $22 Million to Canada to Stop Baby Seal Whacking Festival — On 4-6-2006 at 12:41 am
[…] (As previously reported on Goofyblog here and here, its the start of baby seal whacking season in Canada, now, there’s a new twist to the story…..) […]
Alex — On 8-8-2006 at 12:02 pm
u are sick. how can u do that. i hope u get a hook in ur head
Darren — On 9-16-2006 at 7:51 am
There is much debate over the consistent club whacking of baby seals but the question i ask is what goes through the mind of the human making bat contact with seal. A reply to this would be much appreciated.
Anonymous — On 10-9-2006 at 2:25 pm
fuck that you sick bastards
Gyro — On 10-9-2006 at 2:28 pm
I can answer that Darren. Have you ever tried to break up a bag of ice that has become all stuck together? Like with a hammer? Bashing a baby seal is a lot like that. You get used to it.
kimberly — On 11-8-2006 at 2:24 pm
this is fucking discusting what is wrong in your sick head to do this and call it a sport you fucking canadian and norweigen bastards you deserve to die for doing that to baby animals.theres 8 billion people in the world and only 2 types of ill dicks like you.
be ashamed fucking sinners
Chris — On 11-8-2006 at 4:32 pm
u fuk’ing ass holes. how can u do that? get used to it? bastards, this has to stop, the seals have done no harm to the ass hole population
Erin — On 11-10-2006 at 4:28 pm
This is horrible. I can’t believe people have gotten so inhumane to kill something like this. I’ts not like they’re going to eat the seals or use them for something. The people doing this need to be put away.
YOU ARE PERVERTS AND YOU WILL PAY — On 11-10-2006 at 6:29 pm
OH MY GOD
YOU ARE SICK AND INSANE
HOW DARE YOU DO THIS?
YOU ARE A F***ING MANIAC
I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE POLICE AND I HOPE YOU GET THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN A GRUNGY OLD PRISON
DIE FREAK DIE
Porter Venn — On 11-11-2006 at 1:22 am
Huh?
brandon webb — On 11-11-2006 at 11:03 am
you guys are fucking assholes. I would honestly fucking murder someone if i saw them do that.
Porter Venn — On 11-11-2006 at 1:33 pm
Huh??
Aaron — On 11-11-2006 at 3:10 pm
Seriously, do these people not grasp the sarcasm, or are they instead upset at the actual Seal Wackers?
Mongo — On 11-11-2006 at 7:32 pm
The worse thing about clubbing seals? When you see the twinkle in their eyes a nanosecond before the club fractures their fuzzy skulls like a crushed pumpkin. It’s really sad, but then I lick the blood off the club and it tastes like heaven. *yum yum*
Kevin — On 11-15-2006 at 6:58 am
FFS there only fucking seals. I killed thousands of insects in my life. Who cares about them? No-one. Why? Because they aren’t cute. According to that philosophy ugly children should be burned under a magnifying glass as soon as it has been confirmed their ugliness seems long term.
Aaron — On 11-15-2006 at 4:23 pm
I personally value the worth of an ugly child a bit more than a seal. Similarly, I value the worth of a seal much more than I do insects. I’m sure most people feel this way. Who’s to say which is truly right, in the cosmic sense of it all? It’s impossible, I suppose. All we can do is to make our own best judgements acordig to our values. For instance, I judge that you’re probably an insensitive asshole.
FUCK The CORPRIT WORLD — On 1-12-2007 at 2:17 pm
All I can say is instead of wacking them…..WACK BUSH the STUPID AMERICAN PRESIDENT.
Jill — On 6-10-2007 at 5:59 pm
how can u hurt poor animals like that!!!! That is sick, just for coats, how would u like me 2 come over there and whack u hard like that, evil BASTARRDS, I HOPE U DIE!!!!!
I hate these people — On 6-14-2007 at 9:17 am
Bitches!! I wish you with the black hole that is my heart that you burn in hell! How could you do that to poor animals? They’ve just been minding their business! If I ever met any one who did this for “fun” I’ll whack then with a fucking knife!
Bazule — On 6-14-2007 at 4:37 pm
Why are all these people commenting on a story that happened a year ago? And what’s wrong with clubing baby seals? It might be a lot of fun, don’t knock it until you’ve tried it!
restless — On 6-16-2007 at 4:32 am
Infidels! The grey slum of your soul will freeze in eternal damnation. Give these poor animals the chance to be ripped apart by ravenous sharks or killer whales! My best friend is a baby seal. or was.. . he got knocked in the head by a bastard!
u dont need it — On 6-23-2007 at 4:47 pm
fuck u all this shits messed up
Ka-Blammmm — On 6-23-2007 at 10:43 pm
I love whacking baby seals. I don’t even care about the money I make doing it. I get a warm feeling inside when I hear them screaming for their mothers just before I bash their little skulls in.
maklanos — On 6-23-2007 at 10:58 pm
haha, to comment number 21, im goin to whack all the seals i want, and if you come over here, then im gonna whack your gay liberal ass too. to those who think they can call the police and get us sent away because we are mindless animals, haha, this is legal, its a time to celebrate, its a happy time, its a cool enjoy the sweet taste of baby seal blood running over your lips time. bring it to its mother and destroy the life she has created before her eyes, just to make a point that darwinism works!! the strong DESTROY the weak. it is evolution, only the supreme shall survive!!!
whatever — On 7-8-2007 at 8:04 pm
honestly. i cant believe that whacking baby seals has become a sport. We have fallen way lower than i ever expected the human race to fall. im going to come up and whack you guys in the head. see if you like it.
whatever — On 7-8-2007 at 8:05 pm
oh and number 27. get a fucking life.
whatever — On 7-8-2007 at 8:08 pm
Number 27. Open your fucking eyes. Without animals this world wouldnt work. Bees are going extinct and if they become extinct we die. Take up another sport. Oh wait i forgot. You cant do any other sport. Cause this is the one that doesnt take any talent. Its the easiest sport and you think youre so cool cause youre not liberal. Go try another sport i bet you would fail. and i would love to see it. you have no heart. it makes me sick. that people would actually do this as a sport. its only because these people have no lifes, no talent, no heart, its an easy way to get noticed.
Brittany — On 7-10-2007 at 11:16 am
TO: Maklanos- Fuck you, and your way of thinking. You need to re study the Darwinism theory! In reality your the weak one.
whatever — On 7-10-2007 at 11:22 am
thanks, Brittany. if all the animals die out. then were as good as dead. so shut the fuck up about how youre tougher than animals. You obviously dont understand anything that has to do with this world. stop acting like you actuallyt know shit. cause you dont know anything.
whatever — On 7-10-2007 at 11:24 am
and number 26. you are disgusting. read the comments above. defend yourself both 26 and 27. if you can actually think of something that makes this sport fine. then i want to see it. maybe you can change my opinion if you actually try. but unless i see an argument soon. then youre obviously wrong and you obviously have no idea why youre doing this or why its wrong. so hurry up. im intrested.
Jackie — On 7-10-2007 at 7:36 pm
To the whackers: One question…how much of a fucking low life can you possibly be, you sick shits? I honestly wish i had a whacking device so that i could beat each and every one of you sorry ass mother fuckers…not enough to kill you…just enough to make you feel all the pain you have caused to the innocent lives that did you absolutely no fucking harm whatsoever. So if any of you bitchass seal whackers read this by any chance…email me: jayjay.marie@yahoo.com… I’d LOVE to have a lil chat : ) But I guess i shouldn’t really expect any, because anyone who’s sorry enough to whack a seal because they know that the seal can’t fight back, MUST be one of the biggest pussies out there.
Fuck you.
Fuck you sideways.
…without lube : )
blllaaahhh. — On 7-11-2007 at 1:19 am
okay all you sick sons of bitches who would kill innocent babyy seals for a sport need to go to therapy to treat their corrupt minds.
but no matter how much all we animal friendly people try and change our world, its not going to happen.
just like global warming, no one is going to stop polluting our ozone layer, because there lazy fatasses who cant buy a hybrid and RECYCLE.
number 26: you’re fucking psychotic.
fucking go to college and be a doctor or a movie star.
get rich by earning it.
not by fucking killing animals.
god put animals on this planet so we can eat them, love them, and live with them. NOT to in humanely murder them.
julia_145@msn.com
fuck all you disgusting animal killers.
not just seal WHACKERS.
but anyone who would kill an innocent living creature like that.
FUCKERS.
WHAT?!?! — On 7-13-2007 at 1:38 pm
I would just like to say to number 26 I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL, Saying that you like to hear the screaming of the mother?!?! You fuckin sick bastard!!! Think of your mother and how she would feel if someone came and killed you and got a buzz out of hearing her scream! just because its a seal who is to say that they dont have feelings like we do! I can’t believe that this is the sort of thing that low lives like you have resulted to to earn a quick buck, it truely shows what thick, cowardly, stupid, psychopaths there are in this world. It makes me glad to live at the opposite side of the world from loosers like you!!!
Bazule — On 7-13-2007 at 5:33 pm
What’s the big deal? In my eskimo village we whack baby seals all the time, it’s part of our culture. On Prom night, it’s custom for young couples go go seal-whacking before they go to lovers iceberg to smooch, sure it sounds kind of brutal, but couples up here often bond and make goo goo eyes at each other while washing all the blood off.
J — On 7-19-2007 at 9:47 pm
Fuck you sick mother fuckers who whack seals! You will go to hell! You kill the innocent lives of God’s creatures and you like it? Fuck 26 and 27! You mother fuckers are sick bastards who get off to whacking seals! THIS NEEDS TO COME TO AN END!!! WE CAN’T JUST SIT HERE AND THINK ABOUT HOW WRONG IT IS! WHAT DID SEALS EVER DO? ESPECIALLY BABIES! THIS IS SICK AND WRONG! WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING! ANYTHING! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!
Bazule — On 7-20-2007 at 8:36 am
Hey J, why the anger man? Have you actually ever tried bashing a baby seal skull with a club? Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.
u r murderers — On 7-20-2007 at 8:04 pm
what the fuck is wrong with u fucking bastards if i see eny1 kill a baby seal i would kill them this is fucking wrong i hope some seals come and bash ur head in as u scream that would fucking suck!!!!!!!!huh?? i cant wait till u all burn in hell u canadian seal murdering ass wipes man wat the fuck would posses u to kill such a harmless animal???? omg i cant explain how much i hate u and hope u die!!!!!!!11 die u assholes!!!!!!! i will use every fiber in my being 2 stop u!!!!! and if ur 2 gay and pussy 2 kill harmless animals i will take a stand u mother fucking pussys god i hate u!!1
J — On 7-20-2007 at 11:23 pm
Like seriously! THis needs to come to an end!
J — On 7-20-2007 at 11:28 pm
I HOPE YOU ALL ROT IN HELL! YOU SICK BABY-SEAL WHACKING MOTHERFUCKERS! AND BAZULE I WILL NEVER TRY WHACKING A BABY SEAL OVER THE HEAD! I CAN’T BELEIVE YOU! TO EVEN THINK ABOUT IT MAKES ME SICK! WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND WOULD DO THAT? YOU ALL MUST BE ON CRACK!
fuck thoose stupid hippies — On 7-22-2007 at 10:29 am
i would just like 2 say killing seals in wrong but i fucking hate all the hippies thoose crack smoking weed loving assholes
Bazule — On 7-23-2007 at 12:17 am
Ohhh comeon J, it’s no big deal. Wacking baby seals in my eskimo village is just the same as average normal every day stuff where you live, I’m sure where you live you mow your grass lawn right? Well, you don’t see me jumping up and down about the poor blades of grass whose heads you’re cutting off, by the MILLIONS! So calm down man, it really is no big deal, in my town, the eskimo village of “Nat-iko-spew” we even have a yearly seal bashing festival, it’s a lot of fun! They have competitions at all levels to see who can bash the most baby seals, and the fastest, I’m proud to say my grandmother won the seniors event FOUR times in a row from 2000 to 2004, now lets see if your grand parents cant top that, sure maybe they can mow the lawn better than my grandma, but I still think bashing the brains of baby seals takes a lot more skill and talent than riding some stupid lawn mower.
zollo94 — On 7-23-2007 at 11:51 pm
ok bazule. i understand what you are saying but blades of grass get really anoyying when long so thats why we cut it we dont kill animals because its fun. and no one has a lawn mower you ride i have to push it. then weed wack witch is very dangerous. then rake the grass then bag it then leaf blow the exess grass. im just saying killing pressious cute animals is wrong. and killing a baby seal is lke killing a human baby
Bazule — On 7-24-2007 at 11:07 am
Why is it wrong to kill something because it’s cute, but ok to kill something because it’s ugly? So I guess killing cute seals is wrong, but killing ugly chickens is ok? And how do you know those blades of grass are not cute? I bet their mommy blades of grass think their baby blades of grass are cute, plus, if I go out and wack a seal for fun and profit, that’s just one life, but if you mow your lawn, you are commiting genocide on millions of blades of grass. So whose the evil one here?
zollo94 — On 7-30-2007 at 10:08 pm
OMFG!!!! BAZULE DO YOU SEE PEOPLE PROTESTING AGAINST LAWN MOING?? GRASS DOESNT HAVE A BRAIN OR FEELINGS OR A SOUL. CUTTING A BLADE OF GRASS ISNT MURDER KILLING SOMTHING THAT FEALS AND LIVES IS WRONG BECAUSE IT CAN FEEL WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO IT!!! ARE YOU FUCKING RETARTED?? YOU ARE IGNORANT!! BLADES OF GRASS DONT HAVE MOMS!!! IF YOU CAN SHOW ME A BLADE OF GRASS THAT HAS A BRAIN AND CAN FEEL AND HAS PARENTS THE I WILL STOP CUTTING THE GRASS AND PROTEST AGAINST IT OK? YOU HAPPY YOU FUCK BASTERD
FUUUCCKK, — On 8-21-2007 at 3:32 pm
okay 46, you have NO metaphorical skills.
comparing baby seals to BLADES of GRASS?
wooow.
seal whacking is wrong.
and should be put to a halt.
thats all i have to say.
BITCH.
Nick — On 10-12-2007 at 9:19 am
U FUCKING DISGUSTING FUCKS FUCK CANADIANS AND NORWEAGENS U GUYS ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING WHACKING BABY-SEALS FOR THE FUCK OF IT??? FUCK U I WILL FUCKING WHACK UR MOTHERS FUCKING CUNT AND LET IT BLEED ALL OVER UR FUCKING FACE AND THEN FUCKING CONTINUE TO WHACK UR CHILDREN AND MAKE UR DAUGHTER SUCK MY DICK THEN ID FUCKIN WHACK HE AND LEAVE HER FUCKING CORPSE ON UR PORCH!!! FUCK U GUYS COME GET ME IGOT FUCKIN AK”S AND GRASS WHACKERS FORUR FUCKING THROATS> ROTT IN HELL U FUCKING INSANE PIECES OF SHIT!!!!!! LEAVE THE FUCKING SEALS BE!
Nick — On 10-12-2007 at 9:25 am
OK AND TOO ALL U FUCKING MORONS COMPARING SEALS TO BLADES OF GRASS U R A FUCKIN IDIOT IF THE GRASS DIED FROM IT BEING CUT THEN HOW THE FUCK DOES IT GROW BACK??? UM CUZZ ITS NOT FUCKING DEAD U MOTHERFUCKING IDIOTS. THIS SHIT IS SERIOUS ITS FUCKED UP TO KILL ANIMALS LIKE COWS AND SHIT BUT ATLEAST THERE USED FOR FOOD PURPOSES AND SHIT, THERE JUST KILLING BABY SEALS FOR THE FUCK OF IT JUST LEAVING THERE CORPSE TO FREEZE OVER IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE ITS FUCKED UP U GUYS ARE DUMB!!!!