News: Two Morons who have been Arguing Over CB Radio for Six Years Finally Meet… And try to Kill Each Other

From The Sun-Sentinel:
Men take CB radio feud outside, wind up injured
APOPKA · Two men decided to settle a long-running feud in an Apopka Wal-Mart parking lot Saturday morning.
One was grazed with a bullet. One was sprayed with Mace. Both ended up in the Orange County Jail, police said.
“What they were thinking, I have no idea,” said Apopka police Sgt. Jerome Miller. “It’s just strange.”
Frank J. Lukasik, 48, was arrested on a charge of aggravated battery after police said he shot Paul B. Goldman in the dispute. Goldman, 47, was arrested on a charge of battery causing bodily harm after authorities said he sprayed the chemical at Lukasik.
Both men told police they knew each other only from arguing for six years over the CB radio airwaves.
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