Stories From Splitsville

I came across this while surfing today.
I read stories like this, and I’m remember why I’m single. Breaking up sucks, whether you are the breaker-upper or the breakee.
While I suppose I’ve “Dated” a lot in the past 9 months, I really haven’t had a girlfriend for close to a year now, and I’m happy with that.
I have too large a collection of X-Girlfriends as it is, and a good percentage of those breakups are still mysteries to me.