News: Sleeping Next to Dookie Now a Crime in Las Vegas
From YahooNews:
Las Vegas passes public defecation law
LAS VEGAS - City officials have made it illegal to sleep within 500 feet of urine or feces, but the city attorney says the new law was passed by mistake and won’t be enforced.
The new ordinance makes it illegal to “knowingly establish” sleeping quarters near defecation unless that “deposit” is made in an appropriate sanitary facility. It was passed unanimously by the Las Vegas City Council as part of a bill making it a misdemeanor to go to the bathroom in public.
City Attorney Brad Jerbic says the council will consider a revised version of the ordinance that shortens the distance between sleeper and deposits.
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Graham — On 8-21-2006 at 3:13 pm
Hmmm…. But what if the dookie looks like the Virgin Mary? Would that be OK? And how about if I am wearing my newly arrived Army of God &tm; PJs? While swearing fealty to the Republicans? That’s gotta be OK!