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Idiot Jerry Falwell 

From MSNBC.COM:

Moral Majority leader Falwell dies

Evangelical pastor was found in his university office

LYNCHBURG, Va. - The Rev. Jerry Falwell — founder of the Moral Majority and the face of the religious right in the 1980s — died Tuesday after being found unconscious in his office, a Liberty University executive said.

Ron Godwin, Liberty’s executive vice president, said Falwell, 73, had been found unresponsive around 10:45 a.m. and was taken to Lynchburg General Hospital.

Godwin said he was not sure what caused the collapse, but noted that Falwell had “a history of heart challenges.”

(more here)

 

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead!

Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!

Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead!

Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.

Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead!

She’s gone where the goblins go,Below - below - below.

Yo-ho, let’s open up and sing and ring the bells out.

Ding Dong’ the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.

Let them know The Wicked Witch is dead!


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  1. Julie — On 5-15-2007 at 2:28 pm

    “Godwin said he was not sure what caused the collapse, but noted that Falwell had “a history of heart challenges.””

    I couldn’t say it better myself.

  2. Christine — On 5-15-2007 at 7:17 pm

    But– but– now who will tell me which children’s entertainment characters are homosexual? Or remind me that global warming is an evil myth to destroy America’s free enterprise system? Or blame 9/11 on my pagan feminist secular ways? *cries*

    I feel nothing but relief that this dickwad is gone. If there’s a hell, I hope he’s burning in it.

    Now, if God would be so kind as to remove Pat Robertson and Fred Phelps from this plane of existence, I’d be much obliged.

  3. restless — On 5-16-2007 at 2:10 am

    Regarding Robertson, a recent tv piece by Bill Moyers on Robertson’s law school for Christians makes one realize how many young lawyers are being sent out into the world believing that we must become a Christian nation or perish in Hell. I’m not aware of what University Falwell died in. His own? It’s more of the same shit though. You may be a proud pagan now, Christine, but you better learn how to be a fighting pagan. Every year, more and more matriculate. It’s Robertson’s plan and was no doubt Falwell’s, too. Whether he is in Hell or not makes no nevermind to the living who will have to endure his continuing legacy being implanted daily into a younger generation who will not only see your “pagan” freedoms as quaint but as evils that deserve to be outlawed.

  4. restless — On 5-17-2007 at 6:42 am

    Christopher Hitchens comments on Falwell’s life:

    The empty life of this ugly little charlatan proves only one thing: that you can get away with the most extraordinary offenses to morality and to truth in this country if you will just get yourself called Reverend.

    Who would, even at your network, have invited on such a little toad to tell us that the attacks of September the 11th were the result of our sinfulness and were God’s punishment if they hadn’t got some kind of clerical qualification?

    People like that should be out in the street, shouting and hollering with a cardboard sign and selling pencils from a cup.

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