While Anna Nicole Smiths death is a sad tragedy, an even bigger tragedy appears to have been her love life.  It seems like every day now we find out about another potential father for her baby born last fall.

To keep you up to date.. Here are the contenders:

Howard K. Stern, Age 38  (Boyfriend)

The former attorney and partner of Anna Nicole Smith, on September 28, 2006, they exchanged vows in an informal wedding ceremony on a boat near Nassau, though it was not a legally binding marriage.

 

Larry Birkhead, Age Unknown  (Former Boyfriend)

An Entertainment photojournalist, He claims to be the child’s father and has filed a lawsuit for custody.

 

Prince Frederic von Anhalt, Age 59, (Husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor)

Von Anhalt told the AP last week that he had a decade-long affair with Smith. He said he is more likely to be the father than either Stern or Birkhead because he was with Smith during the period when the child was conceived.  Monday he stated that he plans to file a paternity challenge in court this week to gain custody of the child.

 

J. Howard Marshall II, Age:  Dead (sperm still kicking), (Texas Oil Tycoon, & Former Husband of Anna Nicole smith)

Even in death, Anna’s former husband may have impregnated Anna Nicole Smith.  The New York Daily News has reported that a manuscript it obtained says Smith froze the sperm of her late 90-year-old husband, Texas oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II, before his death and may have used it to become pregnant.

 

Alfred E. Neuman.  Age: Unknown.  (Celebrity)

What’s known is that Smith and Alfred had an on again, off again affair since the mid 1990’s, what’s not known is whether Alfred, a Cartoon character, has the ability to produce Sperm.

 

 

Longshot… Bahamian Immigration Minister Shane Gibson, Age Unknown.

A newspaper published two photographs on its front page Monday showing Anna Nicole Smith lying in bed fully clothed in an embrace with the Bahamian immigration minister, who approved her application for permanent residency.