Never Click on this Link

Never click on this link!

No matter what you do, I warn you, never ever…

NEVER CLICK ON THIS LINK!

DO NOT Click on that link,  you will be so sorry, so so very sorry you did.

STOP!  DON’T DO IT!  I WARNED YOU. DON’T CLICK IT!

Not only is it NOT SAFE FOR WORK, it’s not safe for your sanity.

If you click on that link, there will forever be the person you were before you clicked on that link, and the person you became after you clicked on that link.

It will change you forever,  it will be burned into your soul, you will never be able to live another day without having the image, and memory, of what’s at that link removed from your brain.

I’m warning you..

DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK!


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  1. Justin — On 11-30-2007 at 10:57 am

    Oh sweet Jesus, I wish I had taken your advice!

  2. Joshua — On 11-30-2007 at 11:25 am

    OMFG. I clicked on the link, and it 404′d, so I pulled the URL out of the link and willfully went to it. Like a f*cking lemming. I just died a little.

  3. Porter Venn — On 11-30-2007 at 11:39 am

    Sorry about that, I didn’t realize the link messed up, it’s been fixed now, unfortuantly.

  4. T_Boy — On 11-30-2007 at 11:57 am

    Oh my dear … iv lost my appetite

  5. Simbad — On 11-30-2007 at 12:19 pm

    OMG that is fantastic, I love it, got any more? It’s making me hungry right now, mmmm. Need more of this shit.

  6. Misha — On 11-30-2007 at 12:28 pm

    I saw it yesterday. But I found OUT about it by watching Joe Rogan’s reaction on YouTube.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhevNN1BDnQ

  7. Aaron — On 11-30-2007 at 3:46 pm

    This is why you have to simply put up with my brother’s faults, so that he can share things like this to you.

  8. Porter Venn — On 11-30-2007 at 5:11 pm

    What did I say? I said don’t click on the link. I put this up here as a public service announcement, to warn people to never ever click on this link, I do what I can to help people, I’m a helper a giver even.

  9. Danae — On 12-1-2007 at 1:46 am

    THANKS Porter!! :-P

  10. Danae — On 12-1-2007 at 3:46 pm

    Oh, and PS–it’s totally fake.
    Until I see one girl shit directly into the other’s mouth without any cuts or editing, everything after the initial dump (which I suspect is also fake/altered) is chocolate souflee or mousee or some such.
    If they did this for a living (which one would assume they would need to to build up a *tolerance*) they would have so many diseases from doing it (even slight contamination of fecal matter in water can contaminate hundreds of people) that they’d be dead after 2 takes.
    I’m sure you know this and you posted it just for the gross out factor, but if anyone actually thinks it’s possible (yes, I know all about German Scheiza videos and fetishes) or a common practice, I’d encourage some research and critical thinking.
    And again, THANKS Porter.
    :-P

  11. Porter Venn — On 12-1-2007 at 5:01 pm

    Hmmm… Danae you know a lot more about poop than I knew you did….hmmmm.

  12. Porter Venn — On 12-1-2007 at 5:02 pm

    For the record, I think it’s real. and so does Grandma…
    http://goofyblog.net/a-grandma-reacts-to-the-link-that-must-never-be-clicked/

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