Need Marital Advice? Ask your Realtor

By Resless

Need help? In the market for a house? Kill two birds with one stone at nerve.com:

Sometimes I’m too tired for sex, and my boyfriend takes it personally. How can I let him know that it has nothing to do with him?
I have the opposite problem. My husband is always tired and I’m always ready to go. I used to take it personally, but after a while I realized it’s not a personal thing — he’s just narcoleptic. But I don’t take sleep as a no. You can get someone aroused when they’re half-asleep.

Real-estate agents have a reputation for being sleazy. How can I make being sleazy work to my advantage when trying to get laid?
Keep the sleaze out of work, but definitely keep it in the bedroom. I always need to find new ways to keep things interesting. Those times when my husband is too tired, the sleaze will wake him up. He’s really into the whole real-estate-agent thing. He likes it when I’m in my business suit and skirt. He likes it when I leave it all on when we have sex — even the shoes.


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