This time, Eastern Kentucky. A place I’ve never been, and have no desire to ever visit.

“I’m not racist or anything like that, but I just don’t want someone in there like that” guh guh guh guh.

“Them white people has put the negros in the back of the bus for years, and if we’re not carefull we’re gonna be in the back of the bus and they gonna be in the front.”

Can we just fucking Nuke this part of the country and start over? Christ sake.

It’s basically a cess-pool of inbred retards, how could miles and miles of glass be any worse than what’s there now?

Note: Notice who produced this piece? It took one of them gard dern Terrorist Networks to film this gard durn news piece.