Monkey Food For a Month
A few weeks ago a guy who calls himself “The Last Angry Young Man” attempted to live on only Monkey Chow for a month. I’m not really sure what the point was, maybe to save money?
Well the experiment lasted about a week. I’m surprised he lasted that long, I think about a day would be my limit. Apparently monkey chow is pretty similar to dog food, and according to his diary it makes your poop and breath stink.
No thanks, I like my poop and breath smelling like roses.
Since he didn’t finish the experiment, he has a lot of left-over monkey chow. If you’re in the market for monkey chow you might want to get in on his ebay auction.