News: Man Goes to Bed; No Lightbulb in His Anus. Man Wakes up; Finds Lightbulb in his Anus.
With stories like this it makes my job easy.
From YahooNews:
Operation to remove light bulb from inmate’s anus
MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus.
On Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad’s misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.
“Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else,” Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.
“We had to take it out intact,” said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. “Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation.”
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John Z — On 6-30-2006 at 8:16 am
Ouch!
Paul — On 6-30-2006 at 8:55 am
“The doctor treating Mohammad said he’d never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon’s story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.”
happens to me all the time… ;-P
Leonard — On 6-30-2006 at 3:38 pm
lightbulbs, garden shovel, staplers…I mean ya just never know what happens when you’re sleeping in a prison full of prisoners!