Do you know someone who wants their dog to face the same utter humiliation they place on their children?

Do you know anyone who thinks it’s wise to emasculate their German Sheppard enough so it will get its ass kicked by Poodles and Chihuahuas?

Do you have a friend, or loved one, who is looking to compete in your neighborhood’s annual “Biggest Douche Bag Pet Owner Contest”?

If you answered YES to the three questions above, then we recommend purchasing the “Santas Lil’ Helper Costume” from Chimpfeet.com for your friend or loved one.  After all, nothing says stupid, like an animal dressed in crappy human clothes.