News: God Helps Pat Robertson Leg Press 2,000 pounds

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Not Likely.  Even Pro Football Players Max out around 1,200 - 1,400 pounds on the Leg Press.  You mean to tell me this feeble old insane moron can leg press 2,000?

But wait… wait a minute…  maybe someone helped him?  Who could it be…   

Whose your daddy?

Ahhh.. That explains it.  Ok I believe it now,  after all Pat Robertson talks to God on an almost daily basis,  I’m sure God could send down his son to give good ole Pat a little extra boost on the Leg Press.

Hemoroid Man\

(Pat taking a break from condeming Gays and foreign elected Presidents to hell so he can pray for help with the Leg Press)

 

From YahooNews

Robertson says he leg-pressed 2,000 pounds

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. - Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says he has leg-pressed 2,000 pounds, but some say he’d be in a pretty tough spot if he tried.

The “700 Club” host’s feat of strength is recounted on the Web site of his Christian Broadcasting Network, in a posting headlined “How Pat Robertson Leg Pressed 2,000 Pounds.”

According to the CBN Web site, Robertson worked his way up to lifting a ton with the help of his physician, who is not named. The posting does not say when the lift occurred, but a CBN spokeswoman released photos to The Associated Press that she said showed Robertson lifting 2,000 pounds in 2003, when Robertson was 73. He is now 76.

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