God Hates Heart Patients

The One True God 

From CNN.COM:

Study: Prayer doesn’t affect heart patients

NEW YORK (AP) — In the largest study of its kind, researchers found that having people pray for heart bypass surgery patients had no effect on their recovery. In fact, patients who knew they were being prayed for had a slightly higher rate of complications.

(more here)

I always kinda figured God didn’t like Heart Patients,  he’s to busy with Lepers and Cancer Patients.   But Satan…  I bet he’s interested.


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  1. Jeremy Pudge Facker — On 3-30-2006 at 1:34 pm

    I love these sort of studies.

    No doubt the religious right will have some ‘God doesn’t like to be studied’ response.

  2. Stan the Man — On 3-30-2006 at 2:33 pm

    I think God just doesn’t like to be bothered. With studies, and with those whiners always asking for crap in their prayers

  3. FeBolas — On 3-30-2006 at 5:53 pm

    Who’s up for starting goofyblog’s first ever flamewar?

    WOOO! GOD HATES SICK PEOPLE!!

  4. Boozler — On 3-30-2006 at 6:18 pm

    God is Tattoo, I knew it.

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