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From CNN.COM:

‘World’s unsexiest man’ named

Gilbert Gottfried, Randy Johnson, Roger Ebert top list

BOSTON, Massachusetts (Reuters) — Comedian Gilbert Gottfried, the voice of the Aflac duck in television commercials for the insurer, was crowned “unsexiest man in the world” by an alternative newspaper Tuesday.

“The parrot-voiced, pickle-faced comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman,” The Boston Phoenix wrote.

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