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Remember those cute little 10 &11 year old girls that had their christofacists daddies take them to “Purity” Balls 4-5 years ago?  You know, the ones who live in districts that no longer teach about condom use, and rely on abstinence-only sex education since Bush and the right-wing wackos took power?

Well.. (gomer pyle voice)  “Surprise Surpise!”

Now those cute little virgins have grown up into horny teenagers!  

And it turns out, now they’re far more interested in the high school quarterbacks schlong than daddy’s chastity ring and their virginity pledges. 

Oh.. but, darn, guess what.  They just draw a blank stare when anyone mentions the word “condom” or “birth control”… “huh?  what?”…. presto…chango…

Ramifcations, what a bitch!

ATLANTA - In a troubling reversal, the nation’s teen birth rate rose for the first time in 15 years, surprising government health officials and reviving the bitter debate about abstinence-only sex education.

Well.. maybe its a nationwide trend?

Oh….

The new report offers a state-by-state breakdown of birth rates overall. Many of those with the highest birth rates teach abstinence instead of comprehensive sex education.

 

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Biologists in Kansas can’t understand why some bacteria have Intelligently-designingly become resistant to antibiotics.  News at 11, just after this prayer from our sponsor.