Cool Stuff: Death Test
According to this test, I’ll live to the age of 80, and die of Cancer sometime in September of 2045. Apparently from the picture I’ll also go bald (Not likely with my genes) and get some kinda weird growth on my head.
My odds of dying a certain way:
- 56% Cancer
- 24% Car Accident
- 13% Loneliness
- 5% Drowning of the Lungs
- 2% wounds
Give a shot and tell me when you’re going to buy the farm.
Aaron — On 6-20-2006 at 9:14 pm
Same thing - I’m going to die of cancer at the age of eighty.
What does holding in one’s farts have to do with it?!
Porter — On 6-20-2006 at 11:06 pm
I think if you hold your farts in, you don’t live as long as the fart gas will corrode your innards and make small little fart holes in your intestine.
katiiis — On 6-21-2006 at 8:35 am
2060- old age- 89- actually that seems young- only 54 years to go- I’ve fot to go I’ve got stuff to do
Porter Venn — On 6-21-2006 at 9:41 am
2060 huh? Hmm. 89? Are you sure you did it right? Did you answer the questions about smoking and late night meals at Lucky Penny truthfully? If you live to 2060 you can come to my funeral in 2045. Make sure they cremate me and spread my ashes on the Playa during Burning Man, and all the people who have never been also have to come for the ceremony.
kevin — On 6-21-2006 at 10:04 am
I’m going to cheat death
Loser — On 6-21-2006 at 10:48 am
I’m good until 81, 2046, when I’ll kick from a heart attack.
I think in the next 2-0 - 25 years, treatments will come along that will greatly extend human life. I expect to make it to around 200, and I think my kids will go even longer, perhaps indefinitely, with accidents being the only cause of death.
Check out: http://www.sens.org/ for more info