Cool Stuff: Army of God PJ’s For the Little Tykes
Question for those parents out there…
Are you tired of your kids waking you up crying about the Liberal Boogeyman every night?
Have you always wanted your child to wear the same gear as those Medieval Muslim Killin Crusaders?
Is it important to have your child live a life of fearful hope for a non-existent salvation, based upon the writings of sexually repressed monks in the middle ages?
And most importantly, do you want to see your kid get his or her ASS kicked in school everyday when the pictures end up on the internet?
If you answered yes to the 4 Questions above, then you should seriously consider buying your Freaky Jesus Loving Young’n some ARMY OF GOD PJ’S
katiiis — On 8-21-2006 at 1:17 pm
The boy already looks like a fanatic and the girl looks brainwashed.
Personally I’ve always found my birthday suit best to sleep in- but if I had to I’d rather have Batman underoos instead of these- he’s much more hands on in the protections arena
Porter Venn — On 8-21-2006 at 2:06 pm
Yea he does have that sorta glazed over, ready to drink the coolaid look in his eyes doesn’t he? I’m sure his parents must be very proud.
Essence C — On 8-21-2006 at 4:02 pm
I woulda worn those to Jesh’s Jammy Jam last weekend…do they come with a Mighty Sword?