Do things like… 

Facts.. Logic… Evidence… and Truth make your brain hurt?

Are you sick and tired of those damn liberals telling little Suzie about those fancey shmancey words like “Science” and “Evolution” ? 

Isn’t about time that there was a Conservapedia on the Internets?

Well you’re in luck!   Click here to help lower your IQ.

Here’s a little snippet from the Conservapedia’s entry on the Kangaroo…….

Kangroos on Conservapedia:

According to the origins theory model used by creation scientists, modern kangaroos are the descendants of the two founding members of the modern kangaroo baramin that were taken aboard Noah’s Ark prior to the Great Flood.

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After the Flood, these kangaroos bred from the Ark passengers migrated to Australia. There is debate whether this migration happened over land[5] with lower sea levels during the post-flood ice age, or before the supercontinent of Pangea broke apart[6], or if they rafted on mats of vegetation torn up by the receding flood waters.[5] The idea that God simply generated kangaroos into existence there is considered by most creation researchers to be contra-Biblical.

The thought of a couple of Christofacists, sitting around debating whether Kangaroo’s floated to Australia on Veggie-Mats is enough to make you pee your pants.