Chuck & Huck, a Marriage of Right Wing Freakazoids
Not that Huckabee has a chance in hell of winning (Praise be to the pearly white, non homo, tax cutting baby Jesus), but he got his endorsement from Mr. Toughy Pants Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris?
The guy has always smelled like a wussy in sheeps clothing to me. I’ve never understood why anyone considered him such a tough bad ass. The guy is just plain lame, his movies are lame, his “martial arts” are lame, I’m telling you the guy was a nerd in high school with a small schlong and transformed himself into this tough guy image along the way to try to get chicks.
Don’t believe me? I found his high school photo…
You want tough?
I’ll take Clint Eastwood any day over Chuck&Buck Norris, Eastwood, even at his current age of 183 would STILL kick Chucks ass.
Oh, it has to be a martial arts guy?
Ok, give me Bruce Lee, even Bruce Lee’s rotting corpse could kick pansy ass Chucks butt.
Or how about Barney the dinosaur? Now that might be a fair fight, I would call it a toss-up, with a small edge going to Barney.
Chuck Norris is a joke, his movies blow, and you can’t tell me everytime you see him on TV or Film there isn’t a part of your brain that’s thinking “now wait a minute here…. that guys a dweeb…. oh oh! cool explosions! ”
Fuck Chuck
tyleman — On 11-19-2007 at 3:54 pm
I take it you are not old enough to have watch old Chuck fight in the ring. The offer to fight Lee was placed on the table however after attending one of Chuck’s fights Bruce declined and offered him a role in his next movie. I agree his TV show and movies are lame. However I would not want to take him on in the ring unless he let me bring in a bat. Even then he would most likely kick my ass.
Porter Venn — On 11-19-2007 at 5:16 pm
Yea but, he’s a shrimpy mullet wearing deuche bag, I doubt Bruce declined because he was afraid, more like he didn’t want to get cooties if he touched him.