Christofacist Curriculum

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From a curriculum guide at  some some crap-ass school that will gladly brainwash your kids for a few bucks and turn them into mental midgets…

CALCULUS

Students will examine the nature of God as they progress in their understanding of mathematics. Students will understand the absolute consistency of mathematical principles and know that God was the inventor of that consistency. Mathematical study will result in a greater appreciation of God and His works in creation. The students will understand the basic ideas of both differential and integral calculus and its importance and historical applications. The students will recognize that God created our minds to be able to see that the universe can be calculated by mental methods.


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  1. Bazule — On 8-8-2007 at 12:54 pm

    “Sex Ed Students learn that they can glorify God by learning about the G-Spot and bukaki.”

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