From YahooNews: 
Disney says “non” to orgy at Paris park
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The Walt Disney Co. on Thursday said it took “appropriate action” against employees at its Paris theme park who were caught simulating sex while dressed as Disney characters in a digital video that has received wide attention on the Internet.
Disney would not say […]

From YahooNews:
Police: Camera catches prosecutor naked
AMILTON, Ohio - A security camera caught a city prosecutor walking around naked in a government building after business hours, authorities said.
Scott Blauvelt, 35, was arrested Monday and charged with two counts of public indecency. He was released from the Butler County jail and is awaiting a hearing in Hamilton […]

From YahooNews: 
Court says $32,000 is too much to fondle bosom
HELSINKI (Reuters) - A fee of 25,500 euros ($32,000) is way too much for a woman to charge a man for fondling her bosom, a Finnish district court ruled.
The court jailed a couple in their twenties for more than a year for charging a 74-year-old who […]

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From The Lompoc Record: 
Sheriff’s deputies encounter bizarre scene
Santa Barbara County sheriff’s deputies found a bizarre scene Wednesday morning when they stopped outside the La Purisima Mission to investigate an empty car.
Thinking they would find a suspect trespassing on state park property, deputies discovered 69-year-old Alfred Thomas Steven of Huntington Beach naked and […]

From The BBC:
Sudan man forced to ‘marry’ goat
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his “wife”, after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat’s owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to […]

From Twin Cities.COM:
Cops say grave robbers had sex on their minds
Twin brothers, friend are arrested in Wisconsin after tip leads police to young woman’s grave
On their way to dig up a grave in rural southwestern Wisconsin, the Grunke brothers and a friend stopped at a Wal-Mart to pick up some condoms, authorities said.
Three days later, […]

 
From YahooNews: 
US judge faces year in jail for getting pumped up at murder trials
BRISTOW, Oklahoma (AFP) - A US jury has sentenced an Oklahoma judge to one year in prison for using a penis pump on the bench during three murder trials and a civil case in 2002 and 2003.
 
Donald D. Thompson, 59, was convicted […]

From KTEN.COM: 
Hugo Police Officer Terminated Over Photo
A Hugo police officer has been terminated from his position. Hugo city officials say that a citizen took this picture of the police officer engaging in activities in his police vehicle.
City officials would not speculate on the type of activity… and at this time… no formal charges against the […]

 
Robot Sex in just 5 years?   woo Hoo!
From The Times Online:
Other dilemmas may arrive sooner than we think, says Christensen. “People are going to be having sex with robots within five years,” he said. So should limits be set on the appearance, for example, of such robotic sex toys? The greatest danger, however, is likely […]

Ok I have a confession to make.
A long long time ago, back in my early 20’s, my school-teacher girlfriend and I had sex in a book closet at her school.
BUT!  It was on a Saturday, the door was shut and locked, and there were definitely no kids around, maybe some Janitor on the opposite side […]