LOL.. Dildoes are Illegal in Texas, but “Penis shaped educational models” are ok.
Come on already, haven’t enough of the wacky right-wing bible thumping morons who voted and supported these laws died off yet?
A “Class C Misdemeanor to have sex with another persons anus in the state of Texas”
“If we caught ya doin this in my […]

 
From Boston.COM:
Naked couple die from S.C. rooftop fall
COLUMBIA, S.C. –Police on Wednesday were investigating how a naked couple fell 50 feet from the roof of a downtown office building to their deaths.
The bodies were found on the road by a passing cabdriver around 5 a.m. Wednesday.
Clothing was discovered on the roof, leading authorities to suspect […]

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From YahooNews: 
India May Arrest Richard Gere Over Kiss
A court issued arrest warrants for Hollywood actor Richard Gere and Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty on Thursday, saying their kiss at a public function “transgressed all limits of vulgarity,” media reports said.
Judge Dinesh Gupta issued the warrants in the northwestern city of Jaipur after a local citizen filed […]

   (Wow Nerd Chick Whore, and her Magic Horsie)
Well here’s a new one.  Apparently this woman whored herself out for 5,000 gold for her level 70 Elf-Druid in Worlds of Warcraft,  she needed the cash to buy herself a magic mount or some shit.   (I’m not really sure, as I’ve never played Wow)
From her original Craigslist […]

Are you looking to spice up the bedroom?
What better way then to get it on to the same hit sound tracks that can be found in all your favorite 70’s era porn movies.
Klaus Harmony,  master of such hits such as “Mother Thrust“, “Shave an Shine“,  “Rear View Lover“, and “Rubber Love In” has put all of […]

Found this online here,  by far the coolest restaurant warning sign ever made.

 
From The Register UK:
CNET interviewer assaulted by flying wang
Airborne penises this week attacked CNET reporter and Second Life publicist Daniel Sadville, causing an unprecedented although not insurmountable interview interruption.
Daniel Sadville looked to continue his groundbreaking work hyping the Second Life online game by interviewing alleged virtual millionaire Ailin Graef (aka Anshe Chung). Sadville had invited […]

From The SeattleTimes.COM: 
Spanaway man first arrest under state’s new bestiality law
TACOMA, Wash. — A Spanaway man believed to be the first person in the state charged under Washington’s new bestiality law bailed out of the Pierce County Jail this morning.
Pierce County prosecutors say 26-year-old Michael Patrick McPhail was caught by his wife on Wednesday night […]

From YahooNews: 
Writers put brave face on bad sex awards
LONDON (Reuters) - There cannot be much good in bad sex, unless maybe it wins you a prize.
Two authors put on a brave face at being recognised for one of literatures most dubious accolades — the Bad Sex in Fiction Award — in a ceremony at In […]

From YahooNews:
Pair accused of ‘overt’ plane activity
RALEIGH, N.C. - A California couple are facing federal charges after they refused to stop “overt sexual activity” during a flight to Raleigh, authorities said. Carl Warren Persing of Lakewood, Calif., and Dawn Elizabeth Sewell of Huntington Beach, Calif., are accused of interfering with flight crew members during […]

From YahooNews:
Naked man arrested for concealed weapon
EL CERRITO, Calif. - A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors — naked — and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.
The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near […]

From YahooNews: 
Dutch army should take prostitutes abroad -mayor
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A Dutch mayor has raised eyebrows by backing the idea of sending prostitutes to accompany Dutch troops on foreign missions.
“The army must consider ways its soldiers can let off steam,” Annemarie Jorritsma, mayor of the town of Almere in central Netherlands and a member of […]

From MSNBC.COM: 
Man with mannequin fetish arrested again
Detroit resident has history of breaking into stores, taking window models
FERNDALE, Mich. - A Detroit man with a history of smashing store windows to grab female mannequins has been accused of indulging his fetish again.
Ronald A. Dotson, 39, was arrested and jailed Oct. 9 after breaking a window at […]