Archive for the 'Sex' Category

News: Panda Porn the Up and Cumming Thing

November 14th, 2006

From YahooNews: 
Thai zoo to show pandas ‘porn’ videos to inspire mating
BANGKOK (AFP) - A Thai zoo will show its star residents, a pair of young giant pandas, “porn” videos to teach the famously sexually-inactive animals how to mate.
“We have to encourage them to mate, and the videos will show mating positions of male pandas and […]

News: Couple Try to Have Sex on Plane, Passengers Tell Them to Get a Room

November 14th, 2006

From YahooNews:
Pair accused of ‘overt’ plane activity
RALEIGH, N.C. - A California couple are facing federal charges after they refused to stop “overt sexual activity” during a flight to Raleigh, authorities said. Carl Warren Persing of Lakewood, Calif., and Dawn Elizabeth Sewell of Huntington Beach, Calif., are accused of interfering with flight crew members during […]

News: Shocking Study Shows That People Like to Have Sex

November 1st, 2006

From THE BBC:
Westerners ‘are more promiscuous’
People in western countries tend to have more sexual partners than those in the developing world, a study says.
Monogamy is dominant across the world, but multiple partners are more common in rich countries, according to the study published in the Lancet.
This was despite developing countries having higher rates of sexually […]

Republicans Now Want No One to Have Sex Unless They Are Married

October 31st, 2006

From USATODAY.COM: 
Abstinence message goes beyond teens
The federal government’s “no sex without marriage” message isn’t just for kids anymore.
Now the government is targeting unmarried adults up to age 29 as part of its abstinence-only programs, which include millions of dollars in federal money that will be available to the states under revised federal grant guidelines for 2007.
The […]

News: Dutch Army to Consider Ho’s for Overseas Duty

October 23rd, 2006

From YahooNews: 
Dutch army should take prostitutes abroad -mayor
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A Dutch mayor has raised eyebrows by backing the idea of sending prostitutes to accompany Dutch troops on foreign missions.
“The army must consider ways its soldiers can let off steam,” Annemarie Jorritsma, mayor of the town of Almere in central Netherlands and a member of […]

News: Sex Toys May Contain Toxic Sludge

September 8th, 2006

 
From YahooNews: 
Sex toys contain dangerous chemicals says Greenpeace
THE HAGUE (AFP) - Environmental group Greenpeace called on the European Union to ban the use of chemical plastic softeners in sex toys because they contained dangerous substances known as phthalates.
“Adult sex toys contain the same toxic substances that the European Union banned from use in children’s toys,” […]

News: Coalition of Conservative Groups Trying to Stop Lonely Business Travelers From Masterbating, Issues like Homelessness, World Hunger, AIDS and Health Care Just Not as Important

August 25th, 2006

From CBSNews.COM:
Hotels Pressured To Halt Porn
Coalition Wants Federal Investigation; Hotels Say It’s Legitimate Income
Pornographic movies now seem nearly as pervasive in America’s hotel rooms as tiny shampoo bottles, and the lodging industry shows little concern as conservative activists rev up a protest campaign aimed at triggering a federal crackdown.
A coalition of 13 conservative groups — […]

News: Entire City Comes to Standstill Over Boobies

August 23rd, 2006

From YahooNews: 
Topless porn star parade brings Auckland to standstill
AUCKLAND (AFP) - A parade of 20 topless female porn stars on motorbikes brought the centre of Auckland to a standstill as lunchtime crowds craned their necks for a glimpse.
The “Boobs on Bikes” parade went ahead despite Auckland mayor Dick Hubbard labelling the promotion for an erotica […]

News: 88 Year Old Man Still Shoplifts The Pooty… Almost Every Day

August 8th, 2006

From YahooNews: 
Let’s see, when the boy is ready for college…
NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An 88-year-old Indian farmer, who has never heard of Viagra, became the father of a baby boy and has sex daily and wants more kids, The Times of India reported Tuesday.
“I don’t want to live to 100 but, as long as I […]

News: Monkey Spanking A-Thon Expected to Draw Huge Crowds

August 5th, 2006

From YahooNews:
Hundreds expected to come to Masturbate-a-thon
LONDON (Reuters) - Hundreds of Britons are being urged to attend what is being branded as Europe’s first “Masturbate-a-thon”, a leading reproductive healthcare charity said on Friday.
Marie Stopes International, which is hosting the event with HIV AIDS charity the Terrence Higgins Trust, said it expected up to 200 […]

News: Some Red Staters Up in Arms About Babies and Boobies

July 27th, 2006

From SFGATE.COM:
‘Breast’ Cover Gets Mixed Reaction
“I was SHOCKED to see a giant breast on the cover of your magazine,” one person wrote. “I immediately turned the magazine face down,” wrote another. “Gross,” said a third.
These readers weren’t complaining about a sexually explicit cover, but rather one of a baby nursing, on a wholesome parenting magazine […]

Sex Quiz

July 27th, 2006

 
Here’s a fun “quickie” (ha) Sex Quiz.  It tests more of your historical/anthropological knowledge than anything really sexual.  I got a 6 out of 10.  Can you “Beat it” ? 
(note: this is safe for work)
 

News: Jesus Loves Porn Stars

June 30th, 2006

 
From YahooNews: 
Sex church preaches how ‘Jesus loves porn stars’
LOS ANGELES (AFP) - A Christian missionary group making the rounds at US adult entertainment conventions hands out Bibles with “Jesus loves porn stars” stamped on their covers.
 
Jesus loves porn stars just as much as he does pastors and soccer moms, XXXchurch contends.
The outreach team from XXXchurch, […]

News: Cop Gets Canned for “Fooling Around” on The Job

June 30th, 2006

From KTEN.COM: 
Hugo Police Officer Terminated Over Photo
A Hugo police officer has been terminated from his position. Hugo city officials say that a citizen took this picture of the police officer engaging in activities in his police vehicle.
City officials would not speculate on the type of activity… and at this time… no formal charges against the […]