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LOL.. Dildoes are Illegal in Texas, but “Penis shaped educational models” are ok.
Come on already, haven’t enough of the wacky right-wing bible thumping morons who voted and supported these laws died off yet?
A “Class C Misdemeanor to have sex with another persons anus in the state of Texas”
“If we caught ya doin this in my […]

 
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Remember those cute little 10 &11 year old girls that had their christofacists daddies take them to “Purity” Balls 4-5 years ago?  You know, the ones who live in districts that no longer teach about condom use, and rely on abstinence-only sex education since Bush and the right-wing wackos took power?
Well.. […]

VideoJug: How To Kiss Someone Passionately
By Restless
This Brit-made vid is a funny how-to on kissing.  Check it out!
Link (from boing boing)

By Restless
This animation is one of two promoting condom use in France. It’s a great little story, told well. The above is the straight one; the gay one can be found linked below. Check it out! 
UPDATE: Violet Blue points to another ad from this series on videosift.com
Alberto Colin says,
I just wanted to let you know […]

By Restless
Miss Cellania is re-running her Mars and Venus series from 2005. The map above reminds me of myself and every girlfriend I’ve ever had.
A few excerpts of her Introduction to the series, available here:
*Relationships:*
Women: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write […]

From MSNBC.COM: 
Abstinence students still having sex
Study tracked 2,057 young people in government-funded programs
WASHINGTON - Students who participated in sexual abstinence programs were just as likely to have sex a few years later as those who did not, according to a long-awaited study mandated by Congress.
Also, those who attended one of the four abstinence classes reviewed […]

By Restless
From the Boston Globe:
In an emerging revolt against abstinence-only sex education, states are turning down millions of dollars in federal grants, unwilling to accept White House dictates that the money be used for classes focused almost exclusively on teaching chastity.
In Ohio, Governor Ted Strickland said that regardless of the state’s sluggish economic picture, he […]

By Restless
The number one podcast show in the Health category is Man and Wife. It is the greatest! Sex advice every episode (there are about 20 now) in a video podcast by a stocky black couple. Their interplay could not possibly be scripted. They take calls, give out advice, fight a bit, all the while […]

 
From Yahoo.COM: 
No sex please, we’re daddy’s little girls
WASHINGTON (AFP) - It has all the ingredients of a wedding. The proud tuxedo-clad father, the frosted white cake, the limousines and an exchange of vows.
But there is no groom and the girl in the long gown is no bride. She’s daddy’s little girl, there to take a […]

Found this online here,  by far the coolest restaurant warning sign ever made.

   Wussy Marriage Type         Manly Man who gets Laid
From YahooNews:
How Women Pick Mates vs. Flings
Science might be able to explain our fascination with Brad Pitt’s chiseled jaw and George Clooney’s smoldering eyes.
Women seem to judge potential mates by how masculine their features are, new research shows. Men with square jaws and well-defined brow ridges […]

From The BBC: 
Condoms ‘too big’ for Indian men
A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.
The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.
It has […]