Archive for the 'No Talent Ass Clowns' Category

Goofy Looking Ass Clown Gets the Boot on American Idol, Millions Tune in to Watch the Most Important Thing Happening in the World

April 19th, 2007

From CNN.COM: 
You-know-who finally gets boot on ‘Idol’
NEW YORK (AP) — Sanjaya Malakar, the under-talented but unflappable singer who horrified and captivated millions in his improbable “American Idol” run, was finally voted off the show Wednesday night.
When the result was announced, Malakar wiped away tears and got a big hug from LaKisha Jones, the next lowest […]

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Robert Tilton has a Gas Problem

February 16th, 2007

If there was ever a scumbag who deserved to be lampooned, its Robert Tilton, this guy is a vile turd on the tip of an infected septic zit. To read about the Millions he’s stolen from stupid American suckers you can read his wikipedia entry here.
Thanks Will for sending me the link.

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News: No-Talent Ass Clown Says it’s Ok to Hate Him

October 26th, 2006

50 years ago we had Elvis & Sinatra, now we have idiots like Kevin Feder-swine and his bubble-gun smacking white-trash wife. It’s Dukes of Hazzard meets Corpo-Rap. woo hoo!
From YahooNews:  
K-Fed: ‘If you want to hate me, cool, hate me’
NEW YORK (AP) — Kevin Federline, aka K-Fed and Mr. Britney Spears, says he […]

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Weird Al Interivews No Talent Ass Clown Back in 2003

July 12th, 2006

It’s a few years old, but edited really well, funny too.
Whatever happened to that loser Al was interviewing?
I’m guessing that whole no substance/No talent thing finally caught up with him? Is he hanging out on an island somewhere with Hansen, Vanilla Ice, The Spice Girls and Michael Bolton?

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News: 70 Year Old Man : “All pretty little girls deserve to be spanked once a day”

May 31st, 2006

Apparently 70 year old Scot Actor Frank Harrison likes to spank his fellow female actresses on the fanny, as he did with 21 year old Gemma Louise McGhee.
Ok that’s not very nice,  however, I have to say I do agree that, well, Pretty little girls do need to be spanked at least once a day, […]

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No Talent Ass Clown Sings Sinatra

May 25th, 2006

The end days are upon us, prepare for the rapture, this is the first sign of the Apocalypse.
Oh if only Frank were alive,  what would he say?   I’m sure there would be someone named Luca Brasi knocking on Mr. Bolton’s door right about now.
News like this is enough to give a person a severe “Case of the […]

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