Ok I realize this guy might not be real, but I still get a kick out of You-Tubes biggest dweeb.

“The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year.”
From The BBC:
Family of faggot fans fly the flag
A West Midlands family is playing a central role in the quest to raise the profile of a forgotten British dish - faggots.
The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been […]

   (Wow Nerd Chick Whore, and her Magic Horsie)
Well here’s a new one.  Apparently this woman whored herself out for 5,000 gold for her level 70 Elf-Druid in Worlds of Warcraft,  she needed the cash to buy herself a magic mount or some shit.   (I’m not really sure, as I’ve never played Wow)
From her original Craigslist […]

          
Gorbachev / Russian Leader         Bill Gates / Nerd Stud
From CNN.COM:
Gorbachev to Gates: Show software ‘pirate’ mercy
MOSCOW, Russia (Reuters) — Former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev on Monday asked Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates to intercede on behalf of a Russian teacher accused of using pirated software in his classroom.
In an open letter, Nobel Peace Prize […]

From MSNBC.COM: 
Naked, greased student interrupts lunch
Prank ‘went a little farther than he intended,’ police officer says
WESTERVILLE, Ohio - A high school lunch period was disrupted Monday by a greased, naked student who ran around screaming and flailing his arms until police twice used a stun gun on him, authorities said.
Taylor Killian, 18, had rubbed his […]

 
From MSNBC.COM:
Hip-hop car stunt claims at least two lives
‘Ghost riding the whip’ involves getting out of and dancing on moving car
MODESTO, Calif. - “Ghost riding the whip” — a stunt in which a driver gets out of his car and dances around and on top of the slowly moving vehicle to a thumping hip-hop beat […]

From MSNBC.COM: 
Mom sues over rejection of yearbook photo
Senior’s picture with sword nixed because of school’s no-weapons policy
PROVIDENCE, R.I. - The mother of a high school senior who posed in chain mail and held a medieval sword for his yearbook picture sued after the school rejected the photo because of its “zero-tolerance” policy against weapons.
Patrick Agin, […]

Yes, a NEW quiz for you guys.
How Nerdy are you?
Apparently I’m not as Nerdy as I thought I was…
68% scored higher (more nerdy), and
32% scored lower (less nerdy).
Although I must protest,  the test was lacking in questions regarding Ren Faire, Online Gaming, and Burning Man.

AN OPEN LETTER TO HOBBYISTS
By William Henry Gates III
February 3, 1976
An Open Letter to Hobbyists
To me, the most critical thing in the hobby market right now is the lack of good software courses, books and software itself. Without good software and an owner who understands programming, a hobby computer is wasted. Will quality software be […]

From YahooNews: 
PlayStation 3 sells on eBay for 15,100 dollars
WASHINGTON (AFP) - A buyer in Britain won an eBay auction for one of Sony’s newly launched PlayStation 3 game consoles with a bid of 15,100 dollars.
The 60-gigabyte console, which retails for 599 dollars, was one of thousands being offered on the Internet auction site by profiteers […]

 
Last night I drove by our local Best Buy in San Francisco and saw around 100 people, mostly teenage boys, hanging out in a line to get in, even though they were open.  On further inspection I saw lawn chairs, sleeping bags, even a few tents.   Star Wars premiere at Best Buy?   Nope, apparently they […]

 
From The Sun UK: 
Jedi Knights seek Human Rights
NITED Nations chiefs today felt the Force from two Jedi Knights fighting for interstellar ‘human rights’.
Self-proclaimed Jedis ‘Umada’ and ‘Yunyun’, joined by hairy wookie Chewbacca, called for official acceptance of their ‘religion’ at London’s UN headquarters.
The fictional Jedis fought evil villain Darth Vader in the blockbuster Star Wars […]