Archive for the 'Machines' Category

University Blows up Students Bike by Accident

April 3rd, 2006

From MSNBC.COM:
This Bike Is a Pipe Bomb’ sticker set off evacuations at Ohio University
ATHENS, Ohio - Ohio University will reimburse a student for a bicycle that was destroyed during a bomb scare.
A sticker on Patrick Hanlin’s bike led authorities to shut down four campus buildings March 5.
(more here)
“Whoops, sorry about your bike kid.”
We’ve become a […]

George Jetson-esque Pilotless Planes Coming Soon to an Airport Near You

April 3rd, 2006

 
From CNN.COM:
Aviation’s future — pilotless planes
WASHINGTON (AP) — Pilotless planes could be the “next great step forward” in aviation, or a new safety hazard in already crowded skies, a House panel was told Wednesday.
Since 1997, unmanned aircraft have been used in U.S. airspace primarily by the military. But now the government wants to fly more […]

Ohio Fights Back Against Highway Urine Bombs

April 3rd, 2006

From Dispatch.COM:
Urine ‘bombs’ could bring $1,000 fines
Pitching portable potties along Ohio’s roadsides could bring a fine of up $1,000 under a bill introduced this week by a state lawmaker.
(more here)
1 Million “Urine Bombs” a year?  WTF?   What the heck are people doing in Ohio?

Commerical Jet in Ireland Makes a Wrong Turn and Lands at The Wrong Airport

April 1st, 2006

 
From MSNBC.COM:
Ireland-bound airliner makes a Derry error
Ryanair jet lands at wrong airport; beer bathing; Burger King’s whopper bill
The frequent flyers among us can easily recount the times their flights have been rerouted to a different airport due to bad weather. But for an Ireland-bound Ryanair jet this week, an unexpected change in destination wasn’t due […]

3 Year Old Kid Crawls into Stuffed Animal Prize Machine, Refuses to Leave

March 29th, 2006

 
From MSNBC.COM:
And who says I want to be rescued?
Boy, 3, crawls up into pizzeria claw toy machine, doesn’t want to leave
MINNEAPOLIS - Devin Haskin isn’t the first little boy to find the inside of a toy machine too enticing to resist. When the 3-year-old Austin, Minn., boy crawled through the discharge chute of a Toy […]

Supercomputer creates Virus, Next Up: Muscular Austrian Time Traveler Governor Robot Man

March 15th, 2006

From Nature.com:
Supercomputer builds a virus
Vast simulation captures molecules in motion.
Helen Pearson
One of the world’s most powerful supercomputers has conjured a fleeting moment in the life of a virus. The researchers say the simulation is the first to capture a whole biological organism in such intricate molecular detail.
(more here)
And So it begins…

Zombie Ship is Rising From its Tomb!

March 14th, 2006

From CNN:
Shifting sands reveal ‘buried mystery’
‘A special ship, the people’s ship’
OCEAN SHORES, Washington (AP) — A ship that carried Northwest loggers and miners, housed visitors to the Seattle World’s Fair and served as a charter fishing base before it was grounded in a storm is emerging from a sand dune.
The once-buried hulk of the S.S. […]

500 Arrested for Flying Killer Metal Kites

March 12th, 2006

From BBC News:
Kite flyers arrested in Pakistan 
 
Despite the ban the skies above Lahore were filled with kites
More than 500 people are reported to have been arrested in the Pakistani city of Lahore for flying kites.
Kite flying is a traditional part of a festival marking the advent of spring in Punjab, but on Thursday the Pakistani authorities […]

The Love Boat, Exciting and Deadly…

March 9th, 2006

 
From YahooNews:                    
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Twenty-four people disappeared from cruise ships between 2003 and 2005 and 178 passengers reported being sexually assaulted, a congressional panel heard Tuesday.
 
Among those who disappeared were an elderly Vietnamese-American couple who fled their native land as “boat people” in 1975.
(more here)