Archive for the 'Goofy Christmas Idea' Category

Goofy Christmas Idea #4: “Wood Computer”

December 21st, 2006

Have you ever thought what it might be like to get splinters from your mouse?
Maybe you like the smell of freshly cut pine coming from your keyboard?
Ever thought how cool it might be if you could carve your sweethearts name into your CD rom drive?
If all that appeals to you, now you’re in luck!   Wood […]

Goofy Christmas Idea #3: “Whale Vomit”

December 18th, 2006

Apparently the stuff is worth its weight in gold!
From UPI:
Mystery gift may be valuable vomit
MONTAUK, N.Y., Dec. 18 (UPI) — A mysterious gift given to a Montauk, N.Y., woman from her sister might be a valuable piece of petrified whale vomit, experts said.
Dorothy Ferreira said the four-pound item, which might be worth as much as […]

Goofy Christmas Idea #2: “Santas Lil’ Helper Costume”

December 13th, 2006

Do you know someone who wants their dog to face the same utter humiliation they place on their children?
Do you know anyone who thinks it’s wise to emasculate their German Sheppard enough so it will get its ass kicked by Poodles and Chihuahuas?
Do you have a friend, or loved one, who is looking to compete […]

Goofy Christmas Idea #1: “Left Behind”

December 12th, 2006

 
With Christmas/Chanukah/Kwanza just around the corner, I thought I would start a new feature on Goofyblog…
GOOFY CHRISTMAS IDEAS!
Every few days I’ll be featuring a really nifty Christmas gift you might want to purchase for your loved ones, family member, cranky old grandparent, or mortal enemy.
So let’s get started!
Goofyblog’s first 2006 Christmas Idea….
 
LEFT BEHIND - ETERNAL […]