Archive for the 'Fat America' Category

Fat Bastard Flyers in Canada win extra free seat

November 21st, 2008

 
From YahooNews:
Obese have right to two airline seats
OTTAWA (Reuters) – Obese people have the right to two seats for the price of one on flights within Canada, the Supreme Court of Canada ruled on Thursday.
The high court declined to hear an appeal by Canadian airlines of a decision by the Canadian Transportation Agency that people […]

The 20 Year Fat Bastardization of America

November 29th, 2007

The data speaks volumes when you add some graphics and colors.
If you’re an American, and you’re not obese, it probably means one of two things…
(a) you’re in denial
(b) it’s only a matter of time.

News: Richard Simmons is Still Goofy

November 14th, 2007

 

American Fat Bastards Get New Toilet Options

October 23rd, 2007

Are you so fat that when you crap, you often get turd leavings on your huge butt cheeks?
Well now you’re in luck!
A company called “The Great John Toilet Company” has just the product for you!    It’s the Great John Oversized toilet.   Now you can ignore those pesky friends and relatives who’ve been on your case […]

Chevron Helps Fat Bastard Employee’s Lose Weight

August 14th, 2007

From SFGATE.COM:
Chevron workers’ journey to health begins with 10,000 steps
When Dominique Ralph arrived at Chevron straight out of college, she wondered about the little black boxes with the company logo clipped to the waistbands of employees’ pants and skirts. They weren’t security badges. They weren’t pagers. What were they?
Today, 628,000 steps later and 12 pounds […]

Modern Fat Bastards Feel it’s Normal to be a Fat Bastard

August 8th, 2007

 
From Reuters:
Americans see fat as normal as weights rise: study
NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) - Carrying a spare tire or two around the waist has become socially acceptable in the United States as the population’s waistlines have expanded, according to a study released on Tuesday.
Economic researchers from Florida State University and the Federal Reserve Bank of Boston […]

Burger King Way More Deadly Than Osama

July 26th, 2007

From  St.Pete for Peace.
It would appear that all this time we should have been bombing Burger Kings instead of Iraq.

News: Fat Bastard Couple Lose 580 lbs since their Wedding

July 25th, 2007

 
            BEFORE                        AFTER
From CNN.COM:
Incredible shrinking couple loses 580 pounds
(CNN) — When Maggie Sorrells looks at her husband, Andy, she doesn’t see the man she married. In fact, most days, she doesn’t even recognize herself.
Before the Franklin, Tennessee, couple met online, both had endured lifelong struggles with weight and emotional overeating. Together, they had […]

Historical Fat Bastard Map

July 24th, 2007

 From CNN.COM:

Distribution of American Fat Bastards in 1991 
(BLUE = 20%-24%, RED = Over 25% of that states population) 

Distribution of American Fat Bastards in 1997
 

Distribution of American Fat Bastards in 2004

What happens to all the skin when you lose 400 lbs?

June 17th, 2007

The Good News?  You used to weigh over 600 lbs, and after 3 years of strict dieting and exercise, you’ve lost 400 lbs.
The Bad News?  Now you have around 20 lbs of excess skin on your body that won’t shrink with the rest of you.   A pretty incredible and inspiring story about David Smith and […]

Sometimes having a Fat Kid can be a lot of Fun

June 12th, 2007

TV Sucks

April 9th, 2007

Over on The Simple Dollar there is a great article titled “Ten Financial Reasons to turn of your TV“.
I hate TV.
TV is probably the single biggest Evil in America today.
TV is either responsible for, or has had a huge hand in the following….

Obesity
Consumerism and Consumer Guilt
Lack of Community
Escapism and Procrastination
The decline of culture, (TV IS the […]

McDonalds is McPissed about the McUse of the McTerm “McJob”

March 22nd, 2007

 
From Spiegel Online:
McDonald’s Targets the English McLanguage
The word has only been in the English language for two decades, but the hamburger chain McDonald’s would like to see the word “McJob” McEliminated from the dictionary — the fast food firm is not lovin’ the OED’s definition.
(more here)
So Mc.Donalds isn’t Mcpleased about the term McJob.
I love the […]

“Bacon. Mmmm… That’s my favorite. Um … chicken , steak, sausage”

February 27th, 2007

From MSNBC.COM:
 Obese British boy will stay with mom
Officials had debated taking 218-pound 8-year-old into protective custody
LONDON - A mother who feared she might lose custody of her obese 8-year-old son unless he lost weight was allowed to keep the boy after striking a deal Tuesday with social workers to safeguard his welfare.
The case has set […]