By Restless 

There seem to be 5 million dogs in New York.  I see guys walking them in packs of 5 to 10, women walking and talking to them as if they are their one best friend, dogs in cute expensive outfits.  Men, women, old, young, big dogs, small dogs, groomed, ungroomed. 

Why are they walking them? So they can poop and pee, of course. And I see that, too. Like, constantly, everywhere. And now (a little late for Christmas), Mattel gives the world a dog that Barbie can feed and watch poop then clean up after! 

Was this the hot gift of the Season or what?