http://goofyblog.net/american-fat-bastards-get-new-toilet-options/ Your Daily Commentary on the Weird, Wacky, Strange and Odd News from Around the Globe! Wed, 07 Jan 2009 10:03:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.1 http://goofyblog.net/american-fat-bastards-get-new-toilet-options/#comment-152786 Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:49:02 +0000 http://goofyblog.net/american-fat-bastards-get-new-toilet-options/#comment-152786 Maybe you can just wear some "oops I crapped my pants" instead of wasting all that time wiping your huge arse? Maybe you can just wear some “oops I crapped my pants” instead of wasting all that time wiping your huge arse?

]]> http://goofyblog.net/american-fat-bastards-get-new-toilet-options/#comment-152730 Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:03:46 +0000 http://goofyblog.net/american-fat-bastards-get-new-toilet-options/#comment-152730 Thanks for the tip. But what I also need is double-wide toilet paper. Like paper-towel size. TP has stayed the same width forever, and it just doesn't cover my fat ass anymore...and paper towels are too abrasive. Wait...I think I'm starting a paper-towel size toilet paper business. Thanks! Thanks for the tip. But what I also need is double-wide toilet paper. Like paper-towel size. TP has stayed the same width forever, and it just doesn’t cover my fat ass anymore…and paper towels are too abrasive. Wait…I think I’m starting a paper-towel size toilet paper business. Thanks!

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