News: 88 Year Old Man Still Shoplifts The Pooty… Almost Every Day

From YahooNews:
Let’s see, when the boy is ready for college…
NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An 88-year-old Indian farmer, who has never heard of Viagra, became the father of a baby boy and has sex daily and wants more kids, The Times of India reported Tuesday.
“I don’t want to live to 100 but, as long as I live, I should be able to enjoy sex,” Virmaram Jat, who lives in a village in the Barmer district in the western desert sate of Rajasthan, was quoted in the newspaper as saying.
The prosperous farmer, with a flowing white beard and a weather-beaten face, says he takes long walks every day and has been drinking fresh camel milk since childhood.
The paper reported his latest wife — his third — is 45 years younger and delivered male twins last month, but only one boy survived.
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