From YahooNews:
Democrats urge perjury probe of Gonzales
WASHINGTON - Senate Democrats called for a perjury investigation against Attorney General Alberto Gonzales on Thursday and subpoenaed top presidential aide Karl Rove in a deepening political and legal clash with the Bush administration.
“It has become apparent that the attorney general has provided at a minimum half-truths and misleading […]

From  St.Pete for Peace.
It would appear that all this time we should have been bombing Burger Kings instead of Iraq.

 
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From CNN.COM:
Incredible shrinking couple loses 580 pounds
(CNN) — When Maggie Sorrells looks at her husband, Andy, she doesn’t see the man she married. In fact, most days, she doesn’t even recognize herself.
Before the Franklin, Tennessee, couple met online, both had endured lifelong struggles with weight and emotional overeating. Together, they had […]

 From CNN.COM:

Distribution of American Fat Bastards in 1991 
(BLUE = 20%-24%, RED = Over 25% of that states population) 

Distribution of American Fat Bastards in 1997
 

Distribution of American Fat Bastards in 2004

This is the new pre-movie cartoon that a lot of Time-Warner movie theatres are now looking into running in their theatres.

 
From YahooNews:
Bush warns anew of terror threat
blah blah blah blah…blah blah blah blah…blah blah blah…
CHARLESTON, S.C. - President Bush on Tuesday lashed out at critics who say that al-Qaida’s operation in Iraq is distinct from terrorists who attacked the United States on Sept. 11, 2001.
“The merger between al-Qaida and its Iraqi affiliate is an alliance […]

Cameron Tarzwell, 13, cleans loose hair that has been shaved from an anesthetized cat, Princess, in preparation for an operation.
From here

This is what happens when a kid learns to play an instrument at the age of 2.
I’m guessing the coke habit starts at 14?
:P

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From News.COM.AU:
Tank driver ‘had beef’ with phone towers
FORMER Telstra worker allegedly stole a tank and used it to demolish six mobile phone towers as he led police on a wild two-hour rampage through western Sydney yesterday.
More than 20 police chased the tank but were powerless to stop it, retreating to a safe distance as the […]

It’s a Friday You-Tube Hat-trick!

Winning Hearts and Minds.
I’m sure that Taxi Driver was one of those Al-Qaeda Terrorists those Fillabustering Republican Dipshits have warned us about.
American Soldier: “I challenge the President to ride along side with me every day, I’ll do another 15 months if he rides along with me for 15 months, they don’t even have to […]