Archive for April, 2007

Got a Monster Problem? Then Kick its Ass!

April 13th, 2007

This is just too cute.
But she’s right, the best way to defeat a monster is to kick it’s ass.

News: Bush Wastes $176 Million Tax Dollars in Failed Effort to Stop People from Fucking

April 13th, 2007

From MSNBC.COM: 
Abstinence students still having sex
Study tracked 2,057 young people in government-funded programs
WASHINGTON - Students who participated in sexual abstinence programs were just as likely to have sex a few years later as those who did not, according to a long-awaited study mandated by Congress.
Also, those who attended one of the four abstinence classes reviewed […]

News: Doody Family Crowned Faggot Family

April 13th, 2007

“The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year.”
From The BBC:
Family of faggot fans fly the flag
A West Midlands family is playing a central role in the quest to raise the profile of a forgotten British dish - faggots.
The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been […]

Imus Gets Canned From Job

April 12th, 2007

Well that’s the end for Imus,  CBS just fired him.
I have mixed feelings about this mess.  While what Imus said was insulting, demeaning and stupid, why is this particular incident getting so much attention, and why is the axe coming down on him, when so many others are able to get away with the same […]

What in the World is This? 04/12/2007

April 12th, 2007

Good luck, again first place gets 2 points, all others get 1 point, and only your first answer counts.
Also, you have to be specific,  if you answer “Some thing with two heads” on this one, then it aint going to fly.

Hot Lava

April 12th, 2007

By Restless 
From the bbc:
Steam rises under a forbidding sky, as lava from the Piton de la Fournaise volcano drains into the Indian Ocean. The 2,632 metres (8,635 feet) mount, on Reunion Island, has erupted three times this year. The latest phase began on 2 April. The island, a French territory, neighbours Mauritius.

News: New Museum Opens for Morons and Idiots

April 12th, 2007

(One of those Dinosaurs from 6,000 years ago next to a caveman who loves Jesus)
 From MSNBC.COM:
Biblically Correct
A former teacher is opening an anti-evolution Creation Museum in Kentucky. Will its appeal extend beyond the believers?
April 11, 2007 - In the theater, the seats shake and audiences are sprayed with water at every mention of the flood. […]

Cool Stuff: Mac on a Stick

April 11th, 2007

I was never a user of the original Macintosh, but this is a pretty cool little application/device dealio here.
Click here for a guide on how to create a portable “Mac on a stick” using an old USB 32 MB Keychain (you can get these for free these days) and some Mac emulation software.
Now if they […]

The King’s Sycophant

April 11th, 2007

By Restless
From Brent Budowsky:
Thomas Paine once wrote that in absolute governments, the King is law, and in free nations, the Law is king.
The fundamental problem is not that Alberto Gonzales lied, prevaricated, misrepresented or played Pinocchio when he falsely stated he was not involved in the decisions to fire the U.S. attorneys.
Gonzales-ism is the problem, […]

News: Butt Blast Blamed on Leaking Gas

April 11th, 2007

 
From The Billings Gazette:
Butte blast blamed on leaking gas
By The Associated Press
BUTTE - Natural gas leaking from a supply line is what caused an explosion here Sunday that seriously injured a retired priest, fire marshal John Lasky said Monday.
The blast was ignited when the Rev. Jim McCarthy, 71, tried to light a cigarette while taking […]

News: Russia Looking to set up Sweatshops on the Moon

April 11th, 2007

 
From MSNBC.COM:
Russia eyes industrial development of moon
Expert believes Soyuz rockets able to reach Earth’s closest neighbor
MOSCOW - Russia is working on a space transport system that could eventually lead to the industrialization of the moon, a space expert said.
Thirty-eight years after the United States put the first man on the moon, Russia could reach it […]

Morning Cup 04/10/2007

April 11th, 2007

If you were ever under any illusion that Nerds don’t rule the world, check out this wikipedia entry on Lightsaber battles,  I don’t think there is an article on Wikipedia that is as large, or has had as much research done on it as that one.  There are 7 forms of Light Saber combat?  WTF?  […]

Big Engine, Light Weight Hippy Car

April 10th, 2007

In case you were wondering just how much thrust a 747 puts out (50,000 lbs) and what sort of effect that might have on a light weight hippy car.

Criticize Bush, Forget about Flying

April 10th, 2007

By Restless
Ever wonder just who is really on those “terror watch lists” you hear about? Like when the former pop-singer Cat Stevens (above) was turned back from landing in America a year or so ago. Here’s some news about what it takes to get on that list — nothing having to be with being a […]