Archive for January, 2007

Dawn of the Zombie Pork Roast

January 21st, 2007

By Restless
Professor Ben Mepham, of Nottingham University, said the impact of bio-engineering, creating [genetically-modified] and cloned animals, is huge.
Factory farming techniques, most commonly used with pigs and chicken, often involve keeping animals confined in cramped conditions.
For pigs, who are highly intelligent, these conditions can lead to stress and aggression.
However, GM scientists are actively investigating ways […]

Kitty Flusher

January 20th, 2007

A friend of mine sent me this, pretty funny, and it shows you how someday, somewhere…
The Kitties will rule the earth!

Jennifer and Jim kept getting huge water bills. They knew beyond a doubt that the bills weren’t representative of their actual usage, and no matter how they tried to conserve, the high bills […]

U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales doesn’t understand the U.S Constitution

January 19th, 2007

 
Pretty scary stuff when the Attorney General of the United States believes there is no right to habeas corpus in the U.S. Constitution.
Yet another example of this administrations denial of reality. 
Article I, Section 9, Clause 2 of the Contitution: “The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases […]

Who said it?

January 19th, 2007

By Restless
How bout another quiz? Who said the following—and when?
(1)“Not only that, it has put us in a position of appearing to the world as an arrogant nation. And here we are ten thousand miles away from home fighting for the so-called freedom of the [ ] people when we have not even put our […]

After We Leave

January 18th, 2007

By Restless
El Presidente Decider announced an escalation along with a not-so- subtle declaration of his war intentions on Iran and Syria the other day. Whatever we do over there in the coming months (or years), we will lose, have lost already. To see why, go no further than to Netflix to rent Battle of Algiers […]

Goofyblog Server Crashes for 12 hours

January 18th, 2007

Sorry about the downtime Goofyblog fans.   I’m not really sure what happened,  after multiple emails with my host, they said the Blog DB locked up because of some table locking problem during some insert into the DB.
No idea how it happened,  I wasn’t inserting anything when it went down.    Anyways, they fixed it and now […]

Cool Stuff: New High Tech PDA on the Market

January 17th, 2007

Ok this is very cool, had to share. 
Apparently this guy created his own homemade Commodore 64 PDA/Laptop.
The Commodore Picodore 64!

Kung-fu Fighting

January 17th, 2007

By Restless
Maxim has put together 10 clips of the greatest moments in martial arts. My favorite has got to be “Crippled Masters,” they guy with no legs jumping onto the back of the guy with no arms so they can beat down the evil villian. Check it out here. [Note: the site may not be […]

News: Today Chimp Cleans Bathroom, Tommorow They Take Over the World

January 17th, 2007

 
                    Today                                 Tomorrow
From YahooNews: 
Escaped chimp gets snack, cleans bathroom
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - An escaped chimpanzee at the Little Rock Zoo raided a kitchen cupboard and did a little cleaning with a toilet brush before sedatives knocked her out on top of a refrigerator.
The 120-pound primate, Judy, escaped yesterday into a service […]

Insane in the Membrane

January 17th, 2007

 
By Restless
The strictest law sometimes becomes the severest injustice.
-Ben Franklin
The war on drugs is a fucking disaster, except for the law enforcement and prison industries, who make a pretty penny off its wrongheaded persecution of small-timers when white-collar cocks grift billions in wars we don’t need using the bodies of those they would save from […]

News: Master Flip-Flopper John McCain attempts to appease out of touch Republican Christo-Fascists

January 16th, 2007

 
From CNN.COM:
McCain hopes to mend fences with evangelical leader
COLUMBIA, South Carolina (AP) — Sen. John McCain said Tuesday he hopes to patch things up with conservative Christian leader James Dobson, who recently said he wouldn’t support the Republican’s presidential bid under any circumstances.
In a radio interview with KCBI, a Dallas Christian station, Dobson argued that […]

What in the World is This? 01/16/2007

January 16th, 2007

Ok you Smarty Pants People.
What in the world is this?  (The dot with the blue circle around it).  muh ha ha

Fox News and Subliminal Racism

January 16th, 2007

This is pretty typical of Faux “news”.
Has there ever been a more blatant case of a single network promoting a political agenda?
I still remember watching the invasion of Iraq in the Spring of 2003, watching Fox (God only knows why) and their imbeds speeding north towards Baghdad.
They were showing live video […]

Along the Tigris

January 16th, 2007

 
By Restless
Feminist Press has just published 2 volumes of the on-line diary of a young Bagdad woman. The volumes, Bagdad Burning: Girl Blog from Iraq and Bagdad Buring II: More Girl Blog from Iraq, start in the Summer of 2003, almost 5 months after the American invasion. Riverbend’s books were reviewed in the New York […]