The following is a transcript from a Fox News Interview between Bill Clinton and Chris Wallace. This comes from ThinkProgress.Org.
It’s nice to see Clinton fighting back against all the lies and smear regarding Osama during Clintons administration.
(When the video comes online, I’ll post it here sometime tomorrow)

Wallace repeats Path to 9/11 misinformation, Clinton fights […]

“Do we need a brilliant President?”
No… But how about one who isn’t a total moron?
Warning: Watching this video is painful, when you allow an X-frat boy, draft-dodging, coke-head/drunk play President of the United States for 6 years (and counting) well, welcome to the American nightmare.

From This Is Bristol: 
PANIC AS CAPTAIN QUITS HOLIDAY JET
Passengers on an airliner bound for Bristol were plunged into panic when their captain refused to fly them home, telling them the aircraft was unsafe. Evening Post readers on board the flight from Antalya in Turkey say a “mini-riot” broke out after the pilot walked into the […]

It’s a sad day when a foreign leaders word is more trust-worthy than our own Presidents.  But that’s where we are thanks to our idiot-in-chief.
From CNN.COM: 
Bush ‘taken aback’ about report on Pakistan, 9/11
WASHINGTON (CNN) — President Bush on Friday said he was “taken aback” by a report that a U.S. official threatened the United States would […]

From YahooNews: 
Court says $32,000 is too much to fondle bosom
HELSINKI (Reuters) - A fee of 25,500 euros ($32,000) is way too much for a woman to charge a man for fondling her bosom, a Finnish district court ruled.
The court jailed a couple in their twenties for more than a year for charging a 74-year-old who […]

From YahooNews: 
70B OK’d for Iraq and Afghan war funds
WASHINGTON - House-Senate negotiators Thursday approved a new $70 billion infusion for military operations in Iraq and Afghanistan as they wrapped up talks on a $447 billion        Pentagon funding bill.
The additional war funds would bring the total approved by Congress for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan […]

From The Miami Herald: 
Artificial reef made of tires becomes ecological disaster
What began 30 years ago as an idealistic plan to shape an artificial coral reef has become an underwater wasteland
A plan in the early 1970s to create a massive artificial reef off Fort Lauderdale has turned into an environmental mess with the U.S. Navy, Broward […]

From The Washington Post: 
U-Va.’s One-Year Wonder, Teen Graduates Early, With a Double Major
And you thought your kid was smart.
David Banh, an 18-year-old from Annandale, just graduated from the University of Virginia in one year. With a double major.
His college education, almost entirely covered by a patchwork of scholarships, cost him about $200. And he sold […]

From YahooNews: 
Man’s lost gnome attends Steelers game
MORGANTOWN, W.Va. - Allen Snyder’s garden gnome is apparently out of jail and now traveling the country. The 14-inch tall red-and-white statue disappeared from Snyder’s Morgantown yard in the spring, and Snyder has since received three letters claiming to have been written by “Gnomey.”
The latest letter, which Snyder received […]

When I first started watching this, I thought it was some kind of joke, I figured there were two guys wearing some dorky costume.
But then, I realized this is real, and the chills started to come over me.
Only a matter of time until the world of I ROBOT Becomes a reality, for better or […]

From YahooNews.COM:
Panda bites man, man bites him back
BEIJING - A drunken Chinese migrant worker jumped into a panda enclosure at the Beijing Zoo, was bitten by the bear and retaliated by chomping down on the animal’s back, state media said Wednesday.
Zhang Xinyan, from the central province of Henan, drank four jugs of beer at a […]

“If there its a god, he most definatley is a man, because no woman would ever fuck shit up like this.”
I suppose there’s a bit of a religious slant, or make that, anti-religious slant on the Goofyblog today. And hey, I’ll totally take responsibility on that one, ok, well so will Dolly.
Have you […]

In regards to the 2000 Republican Primary, and in case you had never heard of “Push Polling” before, I refer you to the scumbag tactics of Karl Rove.

Take impressionable young minds, add two teaspoons of fear, a pinch of peer pressure, and a tablespooon of parental guilt and what do you get?
The freaks of tommorrow (at least the ones who don’t eventually escape)….

What do you suppose this girl will be doing in 20 years? perhaps with 5 hours of intense therapy […]