Archive for August, 2006

News: Another Moron Finds the Virgin Mary in Some Random Inanimate Object

August 18th, 2006

   
Virgin Mary? Or Chocolate?          Virgin Mary?  Or Poop?
From YahooNews: 
Workers discover chocolate Virgin Mary
FOUNTAIN VALLEY, Calif. - As a chocolatier to the rich and famous, Martucci Angiano has posed with many celebrities — but on Thursday she held in her hand a figure that dazzles her more than any Hollywood star.
Workers at Angiano’s gourmet chocolate company, […]

One Never Knows When a Homosexual is About

August 17th, 2006

This should erase any Nostalgia one might have for the Leave-it-to-Beaver 50’s.
McCarthyism, segregation, sexual repression, and poor little Jimmy Barnes getting picked up by one of those Homosexuals, who have a “sickness of the mind”.
Although, I noticed at the end Jimmy seems to be going up to the Homosexual’s apartment, could it […]

News: Haley Joel Osment Ready to Become Typical Washed-Up Child Actor

August 17th, 2006

  
         THEN                           NOW                       FUTURE?
From CNN.COM: 
‘Sixth Sense’ star faces jail time
GLENDALE, California (AP) — Teen actor Haley Joel Osment, who suffered a broken rib last month when his car struck a mailbox, faces up to six months in jail on charges of driving drunk and possessing marijuana, authorities said.
The 18-year-old actor was charged Thursday […]

Live With the One You’re With

August 17th, 2006

 
By Restless
I’ve read of studies saying the older a guy gets the more important (to his health) to be living coupled, but the opposite is true for a woman. Yet in the past few years there have been several articles regarding the benefits of conjugal living for both sexes and all couples regardless of orientation. […]

Morning Cup 08/17/2006

August 17th, 2006

After 10 years of being blamed for their own daughter’s brutal murder, the Ramsey’s have finally been vindicated.  Perhaps it’s time for all those crap-ass tabloids who made millions off this tragedy over the past 10 years to retract all the lies about the Ramsey’s being involved in child porn, satanic cults and child abuse.
Bush’s […]

Entire Software Company For Sale on Ebay

August 17th, 2006

What does it say about a company that has to sell their code, website, and other assets on Ebay? $49,999.00, and no bidders as of this posting. hmmmm.

This is why you wish you had your own Monkey

August 17th, 2006

awwwwwwwwwww

News: Evil “Hybrid Mutant” Creature Discovered in Maine

August 16th, 2006

From YahooNews: 
‘Hybrid mutant’ found dead in Maine
TURNER, Maine - Residents are wondering if an animal found dead over the weekend may be the mysterious creature that has mauled dogs, frightened residents and been the subject of local legend for half a generation.
The animal was found near power lines along Route 4 on Saturday, apparently struck […]

News: Mexican Fisherman Found in South Pacific After Being Lost at Sea for Months

August 16th, 2006

From MSNBC.COM: 
Mexican fishermen found after months at sea
3 rescued in Marshall Islands more than 5,500 miles from Mexico coast
MEXICO CITY - Three Mexican fishermen who claim they set out months ago from Mexico’s western coast have been rescued near the Marshall Islands — 5,500 miles to the west — after surviving on rain water and […]

An Imbalance of Power: the Beginning of Tyranny?

August 16th, 2006

By Restless 
The conservative Salt Lake City Tribune has recently printed an editorial regarding Bush’s unprecedented use of signing statements, part of which reads:
The Constitution commands that the president “shall take care that the laws be faithfully executed.” There is no exception for laws with which the president disagrees. Despite this, some presidents have issued statements […]

News: Boobs Save Womans Life

August 15th, 2006

From YahooNews:
Breast implants saves woman after Hezbollah attack
JERUSALEM (AFP) - One Israeli woman has received an unexpected boost from her breast implants during the Lebanon war — the silicone embeds saved her life during a Hezbollah rocket attack, a doctor said.
“This is an extraordinary case, but it’s a fact that the silicone implants prevented her […]

Beginnings of a Massacre: Army News

August 15th, 2006

 
By Restless
Seymour Hersh is reporting from his sources that last Spring the Israelis laid out and got administration support for a plan for a bombing campaign against Hezbollah in Lebanon based on the Kosovo campaign. Moreover, the exercise was intended as a demonstration project and a preparation for a Bush administration war on Iran.
Juan Cole […]

Cool Stuff: Graphical Speed Test Map

August 15th, 2006

One of the coolest Internet Speed Tests I’ve seen yet.
What kind of speeds are you guys getting?  
At Work I’m getting 3,600 down, 1,800 up.

News: Giant Sinkhole Eats Mans House

August 15th, 2006

From YahooNews:
Sinkhole swallows part of Mo. man’s home
NIXA, Mo. - A leisurely Sunday morning turned frightening for one southwest Missouri man when a giant sinkhole opened up and swallowed a portion of his home, including his garage and a car parked inside.
The homeowner was reading the paper when the ground started shifting around 8:30 […]