From TwinCities.COM: 
Coleman’s dad cited for lewd conduct
Police report seeing 81-year-old and woman engaged in sex act in pizzeria parking lot
St. Paul police cited the 81-year-old father of Sen. Norm Coleman and a female companion after officers reported seeing them engaged in a sex act in the parking lot of a popular pizzeria.
A person passing Red […]

Mini Jets, or “Jet Taxi’s” will be coming soon to an airport near you.  At the other end of the spectrum, the new humongoid double-decker 555 seat A380 should be showing up in Airports sometime around Christmas.
Pam Anderson and Kid Rock are going to get married three times in the next month, do you suppose they’ll make it […]

 
By Restless
On location this week is mainly on satire and comedy.
First, check out this week’s Sutton Impact,  which takes the global warming naysayers to their ultimate, absurd end.
Then download and play Carlos Mencia’s short clip of Bush as President of Iraq.  For anyone who doesn’t know about the mind of Mencias on Comedy Central (currently Comedy […]

From MSNBC: 
Horse’s head dumped in official’s pool
Authorities investigating possible ‘Godfather’-style threat
MIDDLETOWN, N.Y. - A councilwoman found a severed horse’s head in her swimming pool Tuesday, state police said.
“We’re looking at a threat as a possible angle,” Lt. Pierce Gallagher said. “Certainly, we can’t rule that out.”
There have been some prior instances of harassment directed toward […]

From CNN.COM: 
Lance Bass: I’m gay
‘N Sync singer worried he would harm group
NEW YORK (AP) — Lance Bass, band member of ‘N Sync, says he’s gay and in a “very stable” relationship with a reality show star.
Bass, who formed ‘N Sync with Justin Timberlake, JC Chasez, Joey Fatone and Chris Kirkpatrick, tells People magazine that he […]

 
The quirks of History…
The war in the Middle East rages on and on,  when will anyone ever learn the obvious lesson that violence leads to more violence, and so on, and so on,  what was that about those who ignore the past are condemned to repeat it?  14 Israeli soldiers died today alone in battles […]

It’s time for Goofyblogs First Official Poll.
For those who saw the Star Trek .vs. Star Wars thread awhile back, you may have noticed there was a lot of debate as to who the hottest woman in Science Fiction was, so, what better poll to start off with than…
GOOFYBLOG’S HOTTEST BABES IN SCIENCE FICTION POLL (TV […]

From MSNBC.COM:
XL Americans too fat for X-rays, study finds
More people can’t fit into scanners, others are too dense for clear images
WASHINGTON - More and more obese people are unable to get full medical care because they are either too big to fit into scanners, or their fat is too dense for X-rays or sound waves […]

From YahooNews:
‘Assassins’ patrol London’s streets with water guns in role-playing game
LONDON (AFP) - Londoners have begun a city-wide role-playing game where people roam the capital to shoot each other with water pistols as police warned that contestants might be committing criminal offences.
 
“StreetWars” has already taken place in New York, Vancouver, San Francisco, Los Angeles and […]

From YahooNews: 
Alleged library foot kisser indicted
YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio - A grand jury has accused a man of sucking on a woman’s toe at the public library in nearby Boardman after he asked to kiss her feet to see her reaction as part of a sociology project.
 
A Mahoning County grand jury has charged Joseph Colella, 28, of […]

From YahooNews: 
Are you a woman going solo? Try a blow-up man
LONDON (Reuters) - He fits in a car’s glove box, appears at a flick of a switch and when a woman has finished using him, she can just pull the plug and he deflates.
He’s the “Buddy on Demand,” a blow-up man launched on Tuesday with […]

Arlen Specter, one of the few remaining Republicans with Integrity is preparing to sue George Bush over ignoring the U.S. Constitution with his signing statements. Specter said …
“We will submit legislation to the United States Senate which will…authorize the Congress to undertake judicial review of those signing statements with the view to having the […]

Product of red state education system
From ThinkProgress:
Sen. Inhofe Compares People Who Believe In Global Warming To ‘The Third Reich’
Sen. Jim Inhofe (R-OK) is the nation’s most prominent global warming denier. He famously declared that global warming is “the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people.” Now, he’s taken the argument a step further. In […]

From TheDenverChannel.COM:
Marshals: Innocent People Placed On ‘Watch List’ To Meet Quota
Marshals Say They Must File One Surveillance Detection Report, Or SDR, Per Month
DENVER — You could be on a secret government database or watch list for simply taking a picture on an airplane. Some federal air marshals say they’re reporting your actions to meet a […]