One of the best John Stewarts ever…

The video pretty much sums up how out incredibly stupid last weeks terror raid was. Stewart is right, they were a bunch of idiots living in a warehouse who had no connection to Al Qaida, No “Army” to take over the country, no funding, no real plan, […]

 
From YahooNews: 
Sex church preaches how ‘Jesus loves porn stars’
LOS ANGELES (AFP) - A Christian missionary group making the rounds at US adult entertainment conventions hands out Bibles with “Jesus loves porn stars” stamped on their covers.
 
Jesus loves porn stars just as much as he does pastors and soccer moms, XXXchurch contends.
The outreach team from XXXchurch, […]

I’m sure everyone gets Nigerian 419 scams (or advanced fee scams) in email all the time; I get them almost every day.  If I’m in the right mood I’ll even string them along for a few weeks, telling them the check is in the mail blah blah blah.  
Well today I received an email that was a bit […]

 
From YahooNews: 
US judge faces year in jail for getting pumped up at murder trials
BRISTOW, Oklahoma (AFP) - A US jury has sentenced an Oklahoma judge to one year in prison for using a penis pump on the bench during three murder trials and a civil case in 2002 and 2003.
 
Donald D. Thompson, 59, was convicted […]

From KTEN.COM: 
Hugo Police Officer Terminated Over Photo
A Hugo police officer has been terminated from his position. Hugo city officials say that a citizen took this picture of the police officer engaging in activities in his police vehicle.
City officials would not speculate on the type of activity… and at this time… no formal charges against the […]

With stories like this it makes my job easy. 
From YahooNews:
Operation to remove light bulb from inmate’s anus
MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus.
On Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad’s misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation […]

While I agree that teenage skateboard punks can be really annoying, especially if you had to live with them in your apartment complex or whatever like this guy does, I think he crossed the line.
What was this guy thinking? Is he going to fight a 13 year old while his little girls are watching? […]

Pretty tragic.  I think this is the 3rd of 4th death on a Disney ride this year.  Then again that may be typical? 
From WESH.COM:
Boy Dies After Riding Roller Coaster At Disney-MGM
ORLANDO, Fla. — A 12-year-old boy died after riding a roller coaster at Disney-MGM Studios on Thursday.
Disney officials said the boy was transported by ambulance to […]

A friend sent me this article written a few years ago.
It’s one of those “Chicken or the Egg” kind of debates that seems to never end.   The author does a really good job of discussing the thermodynamics, materials and properties of glass.   Ok, maybe you might not find this interesting, but I did. 

So an aspiring young entrepreneur who shows some initiative by finding a new use for rotting skulls gets thrown in jail.
What’s this country coming to? 
From The Caldonia Record: 
Grave Robber Sentenced
BY JAMES JARDINE Staff Writer
A Morrisville teenager who broke into a tomb and used a hacksaw to cut the head off of a corpse was sentenced […]

 
A few weeks ago a guy who calls himself “The Last Angry Young Man” attempted to live on only Monkey Chow for a month.   I’m not really sure what the point was, maybe to save money?
Well the experiment lasted about a week.  I’m surprised he lasted that long,  I think about a day would be […]

From The Havre Daily News:
Man injured in fireworks hijinx
A Whitefish man was critically injured early Tuesday while allegedly using fireworks to blow up mailboxes with a friend. Ian Reynolds, 18, and Charles How, 18, were setting off fireworks in mailboxes set in a heavy stone masonry structure when the accident occurred around 12:30 a.m, authorities […]

(terrorist letter protection suits)
From ABC12.COM: 
Suspicious package arrives in Lennon, Woman enters post office with letter from India
Tuesday brought some tense moments in the tiny town of Lennon in Genesee County after a suspicious package came into a local post office.
Around 11:30 a.m., authorities say a Shiawassee County woman walked into the Lennon Post Office and […]

Wow.  How odd,  it sure makes me glad I don’t live in this guys country.  Imagine what it must to be like to live in a place with no first amendment to protect your speech, even as something as silly as a memo on a personal check.
 
From YahooNews:
Man may get jail for ticket expletive
BERKLEY, Mich. - […]