Friday, January 2nd, 2009

Happy New Year!

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Happy New Year!

Hey Goofyblog readers,  sorry for the three week break in posts.  It’s been a hectic Mid/Late December,  I was laid off from my job,  and then went home for the holidays.  

Now we’re off to a new year, and a new start.

May 2009 be even goofier than 2008!



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That’s my niece Diane, and she’s going to Hell!

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Filed under: People, Accomplishments, Religion, Whacky Redtopia on Friday, December 12th, 2008 by Porter Venn |


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Juggling with bowling balls is probably a bad idea




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Filed under: People, You Tube Video on Friday, December 5th, 2008 by Porter Venn |


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WW2 For Noobs

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Not sure who made this, but I love it.

It’s all of World War II,  for Gamerz Noobs.   

:)



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Filed under: History, Accomplishments, Cool Stuff on Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008 by Porter Venn |


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Luke, use the force…

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Filed under: Religion, Photography, Picture of the Day on Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008 by Porter Venn |


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You think you have a tough job?




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Filed under: People, Accomplishments, You Tube Video on Tuesday, November 25th, 2008 by Porter Venn |


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Tough economic times makes people feel bad about not buying crap no one needs for Christmas Gifts

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From CNN.COM:

Job loss leads to spending guilt for holiday season

(CNN) — There won’t be any brightly wrapped packages under Annette Peterson’s Christmas tree this year.

Peterson, a 34-year-old from French Lick, Indiana, was out of a job as of the end of last week, and there’s no extra money to buy presents.

“It’s really tough,” said Peterson, a hospital registration clerk who contacted CNN through iReport.com. “I feel pretty guilty this holiday season.”

Last year, Peterson and her husband, who works as a graphic artist, spent about $600 on gifts for their 3-year-old daughter. This year, Peterson wonders whether they’ll have enough money to pay the electric bill and buy groceries

(more here)



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Filed under: People, Accomplishments, Holidays, Economy on Monday, November 24th, 2008 by Porter Venn |


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Fat Bastard Flyers in Canada win extra free seat

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From YahooNews:

Obese have right to two airline seats

OTTAWA (Reuters) – Obese people have the right to two seats for the price of one on flights within Canada, the Supreme Court of Canada ruled on Thursday.

The high court declined to hear an appeal by Canadian airlines of a decision by the Canadian Transportation Agency that people who are “functionally disabled by obesity” deserve to have two seats for one fare.

(more here)



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Filed under: People, Fat America on Friday, November 21st, 2008 by Porter Venn |


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U.S. Senate gives a convicted Felon a Standing Ovation


Gotta get Harry Reid out of there, Pelosi too (I voted for Sheehan).

Step #1: Repudiate the Republican Hate America agenda, and boot them out of the House and Senate.

CHECK

Step #2: Replace the Retard in the White House with an Adult.

CHECK

Step #3: Get rid of the Crappy Democrats who are useless shills, boot them out of office and replace them with Progressives.

THATS NEXT



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Filed under: Politics, You Tube Video on Friday, November 21st, 2008 by Porter Venn |


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The most awesome tattoo in the history of the world

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Filed under: Picture of the Day on Thursday, November 13th, 2008 by Porter Venn |


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Woman out does Michael Jackson in Freaky Cosmetic Surgery

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From News.com.au:

Cosmetic surgery addict injected cooking oil into her face

A WOMAN addicted to cosmetic surgery is unrecognisable after injecting cooking oil into her face.

The Daily Telegraph in London reports Korean woman Hang Mioku, 48, had her first cosmetic surgery procedure at 28 and was hooked, moving to Japan for more.

Eventually surgeons refused to carry out any more work and she returned home, where her face had changed so much her family didn’t recognise her.

Ms Hang’s parents took her for treatment for her addiction, but it didn’t last. She soon found a doctor who would give her silicone injections and he even gave her a syringe and silicone so she could self-inject, the paper said.

When her supply ran out, she used cooking oil.

(more here)



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Filed under: People, Accomplishments on Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 by Porter Venn |


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I don’t have any money, so I am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead.

 

Now that the election is FINALLY over, and an Adult is returning to White House, I figured it was time for us to return to our more goofy roots,  not saying I won’t be political,  but just not as much.

I came across this hilarious letter stream to a creditor someone wrote. thought it quite goofy enough to share with the rest of you kids…

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Repudiation

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Filed under: Accomplishments, 2008 Presidential Race, The Republican Nightmare on Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 by Porter Venn |


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Dolly makes her Presidential Endorsement


Goofyblog General manager and owner Dolly, has made her official 2008 Presidential endorsement.



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Filed under: 2008 Presidential Race, You Tube Video on Monday, November 3rd, 2008 by Porter Venn |


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